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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 10:16 AM CST : Breast and Coffee

A lady came into the kitchen, sat down at the table, leaned
forward, put her head in her hands and said to her husband.
Honey, I feel terrible! My head hurts, my back's killing me
and my left breast just burns and burns. He said, I'm gonna
help you dear. I'll get you some aspirin for your headache,
I'll rub your back with Myoflex for the backache, and if
you'll sit up and get your left breast out of the coffee
it will stop the burning.laugh
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 10:33 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
sassy49senior: A lady came into the kitchen, sat down at the table, leaned
forward, put her head in her hands and said to her husband.
Honey, I feel terrible! My head hurts, my back's killing me
and my left breast just burns and burns. He said, I'm gonna
help you dear. I'll get you some aspirin for your headache,
I'll rub your back with Myoflex for the backache, and if
you'll sit up and get your left breast out of the coffee
it will stop the burning.
this is a really cute one, I do find it hard these days to keep my breast out my coffee too.rolling on the floor laughing
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 10:36 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
pubwrite08: this is a really cute one, I do find it hard these days to keep my breast out my coffee too.


Breast milk in coffee???? Hmmmmmmmconfused confused grin I like honey in mine with hazelnut cream.
banana
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 10:58 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
pubwrite08: this is a really cute one, I do find it hard these days to keep my breast out my coffee too.




esp. when you are standing up and the coffee is still on the tablehelp
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:00 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
wixomwizard: Breast milk in coffee???? Hmmmmmmm I like honey in mine with hazelnut cream.






Mornin' Wixy, That brought back a memory. I nursed all 5
of my kids. I had just pumped the extra from my breasts,
had it sitting on the kitchen table while washing the
pump, when in comes my father-in-law who was living with
us and pours breast milk in his coffee. He said where did
that cream come from it had a sweet taste, when I told him
he just said OK and drank the rest of his coffee. laugh
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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:04 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
on the same note if i tie a clean rag to the end of my dick and put an old chubby cheker record on i can get a good shoe shine done in 5 minuteslaugh
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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:07 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
dammit i got playing on the site and burned my breckfast again
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:13 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
Nah they just miss the coffee by a few inches.
pretzelman: esp. when you are standing up and the coffee is still on the table
Which belive is not a good thing. rolling on the floor laughing
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:19 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
My ex wife refused to breast feed. She was afraid it would hurt when she boiled her nipples. confused
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:30 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
gordy22222: dammit i got playing on the site and burned my breckfast again





Now Gordy see what happens when you look at the ladies instead
of your food that is cooking. Guess I won't be asking you to
cook me breakfast anytime soon. wink
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:31 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
Sparky55: My ex wife refused to breast feed. She was afraid it would hurt when she boiled her nipples.





Sparky, too funny.rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:36 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
sassy49senior: Sparky, too funny.


I try...laugh
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DoznEggs Any town, New Jersey USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:37 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
pubwrite08: this is a really cute one, I do find it hard these days to keep my breast out my coffee too.



I don't have this problem.......


































I don't drink coffee. laugh
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Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:48 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
I'll be careful with my next cup of coffee....laugh
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:55 AM CST : Breast and Coffee
Lillym: I'll be careful with my next cup of coffee....







Well hun, you won't have to worry around my place now. Been
a year or two since these babies been packin' any milk. rolling on the floor laughing
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 12:22 PM CST : Breast and Coffee
Sparky55: My ex wife refused to breast feed. She was afraid it would hurt when she boiled her nipples.


I think you should manually bring them to room temperature.rolling on the floor laughing
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 12:27 PM CST : Breast and Coffee
pubwrite08: Nah they just miss the coffee by a few inches. Which belive is not a good thing.



Indeed!!rolling on the floor laughing ....but note, if any women here have difficulty holding their breasts up, I am here to offer assisstance!! That's the kind of guy I am, here to help the needy without concern for my own self!!angel innocent
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Mon Jan 5, 2009 12:31 PM CST : Breast and Coffee
pretzelman: Indeed!! ....but note, if any women here have difficulty holding their breasts up, I am here to offer assisstance!! That's the kind of guy I am, here to help the needy without concern for my own self!!
Definitely!laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 12:34 PM CST : Breast and Coffee
pretzelman: Indeed!! ....but note, if any women here have difficulty holding their breasts up, I am here to offer assisstance!! That's the kind of guy I am, here to help the needy without concern for my own self!!


Me too! For some women this can be a two man job. Which side do you want...left or right.banana Who said chilvary is dead?grin
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KrazieStill Bristol, Connecticut USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 12:39 PM CST : Breast and Coffee
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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