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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
wixomwizard: Me too! For some women this can be a two man job. Which side do you want...left or right. Who said chilvary is dead?




Well....I lean more to the left!!rolling on the floor laughing



wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
pretzelman: Well....I lean more to the left!!

Good, I'm ambidexterous myself.rolling on the floor laughing wave cheers
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA

help help wow



gozogirl gozo, Gozo Malta
how sweetrolling on the floor laughing
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
sassy49senior: A lady came into the kitchen, sat down at the table, leaned
forward, put her head in her hands and said to her husband.
Honey, I feel terrible! My head hurts, my back's killing me
and my left breast just burns and burns. He said, I'm gonna
help you dear. I'll get you some aspirin for your headache,
I'll rub your back with Myoflex for the backache, and if
you'll sit up and get your left breast out of the coffee
it will stop the burning.


ANd if it were me, I would kiss the breast and make it all better..grin



wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Weaners of a feather, wean together...or something like that.confused help banana banana



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
and who says men are cold and unfeeling. I sense a lot of love in this thread!!hug



wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
For God, country and NestleQuick I always say.head banger
pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
I will keep that in mind next time I have coffee.
pretzelman: Indeed!! ....but note, if any women here have difficulty holding their breasts up, I am here to offer assisstance!! That's the kind of guy I am, here to help the needy without concern for my own self!!




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