Alcohol and Hot Dogs
One night two co-workers were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar left and some change. So the guy says, "Hey, I've got an idea - we put our money together and buy a hot dog."
The girl, looking at him puzzled, says, "What the hell? I don't want a hot dog; I want a damn drink!"
The guy says, "I know. We buy the hot dog, stick it down the front of my pants, go into a bar and order our drinks. When the bartender tells us the price, you drop to your knees and suck the hot dog like you're sucking my knob - and the bartender will throw us out and we won't have to pay for anything!"
The female says, "Well, it sounds like a good enough idea to me."
So they buy the hot dog and the guy sticks it down his pants. They go into a bar, order two whiskeys, drink them down, and when the bartender tells them the price, the girl drops to her knees and sucks on the hot dog. The bartender throws them out and tells them not to come back.
They go on to hit 19 other bars. Finally, the female says, "We've got to come up with something else cause my knees hurt from dropping to the floor."
The guys says, "You think that's bad? I lost the hot dog in the third bar!"
