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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Wed Jan 7, 2009 10:35 AM CST : can small turn you on?
Yes, you are right on two counts...firstly, I can be a dash dirty sometimes, it's true, and secondly women do like them bad...

....apropos ehm....shucking corn, may I refer you to my thread on the EU Forums "Have you ever made love to a Vegetable?".....

...I was quite surprised at the number of people who replied "Yes I have......my last partner...."
Konigsberg: Damit! you see your mind is in a gutter as well LOL.

You needed to point it out Bad boy you are.But that's all right. Women do like them bad no matter what size they are
Konigsberg: Damit! you see your mind is in a gutter as well LOL.

You needed to point it out Bad boy you are.But that's all right. Women do like them bad no matter what size they are
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 11:02 AM CST : can small turn you on?
Konigsberg: Ken, I think LARGE is a key word I would say it is 8 inches long and damn hard too. *Oh here goes another tooth*












OOOOOOPSSSSSSSSSSS,,,,,,,,,,,so you,,uh,,,,,,,,,,,?How didja know how big my,,,,,,,,,,,is??????????confused
Now it's the talk of the town !doh banana rolling on the floor laughing
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 11:14 AM CST : can small turn you on?
Lagoona22: Yes, you are right on two counts...firstly, I can be a dash dirty sometimes, it's true, and secondly women do like them bad...

....apropos ehm....shucking corn, may I refer you to my thread on the EU Forums "Have you ever made love to a Vegetable?".....

...I was quite surprised at the number of people who replied "Yes I have......my last partner...."




Hey Lagoona,,,,,,,,cheers cheers
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Wed Jan 7, 2009 11:22 AM CST : can small turn you on?
I never really understood the size issue. Seems only logical that those with small organs should not attempt to play in cathedralslaugh
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 11:30 AM CST : can small turn you on?
Lagoona22: If I see one more thread about dick size, vaginas, anal sex, "Would you date me" and "What song", I will commit hari kiri with a blunt box cutter....I swear....and put it on YouTube....in real time....you have been warned..
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Sorry...this really made me laugh as the creator of one of those "What song" threads. I had my reasons, though, Lago...it was the only way I could cry at the time. And others have kept it going much longer than I ever thought it would when it began, so it must be pretty popular. wine

Agreed on the "Would you date me" ones, though. I've never been insecure enough, nor desperate enough, to ask that one.
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 11:33 AM CST : can small turn you on?
Sorry...to the OP. There is such a thing as too small, but then there is such a thing as too big. Neither extreme satisfies me. Give me a man with large intelligence and heart, and a big sense of humor, and the rest can be average or less (car, wallet, etc), and I'll be happy.
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 11:34 AM CST : can small turn you on?
I think they tired of dick sizes, and small or was that large vaginas, silliy love songs, and am I cute or whatever...
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snoopy1 st george, Utah USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 11:35 AM CST : can small turn you on?
mintygirl: O come on,
for me the only thing that is important is love, ...
and this is stupid question if u love somebody than u love him all


wow very well said
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bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 8:19 PM CST : can small turn you on?
Polarbutterfly: "Shrivelled too...?." ...




You funny lady... just wait til I finish reading this threadrolling on the floor laughing
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lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Wed Jan 7, 2009 8:24 PM CST : can small turn you on?
No, a small one would best be suited for virgins.

*Slow and painless*


Wait, small ones aren't slow, they're fidgety...they keep shifting, trying to make their presence felt, and make you all dirty for nothing. What a waste....in the container. sad


roll eyes
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lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Wed Jan 7, 2009 8:24 PM CST : can small turn you on?
lusciousmile: No, a small one would best be suited for virgins.

*Slow and painless*Wait, small ones aren't slow, they're fidgety...they keep shifting, trying to make their presence felt, and make you all dirty for nothing. What a waste....in the wrong container.
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Tater springfield, Illinois USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 8:25 PM CST : can small turn you on?
pubwrite08: small what? Small wallet, small car, small house? small town?
small meals, small dogs??????? Or do you mean small shoes?
actually now that I read this yes all of those things are bad....laugh
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 8:26 PM CST : can small turn you on?
Hugz_n_Kissez: Small writing doesn't...cause without my... I can't see it...I prefer the larger letters myself...


Just for you.. Hope this turns you on!
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 8:27 PM CST : can small turn you on?
Just to be fair...
Do small tittles turn you on?dunno
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Wed Jan 7, 2009 8:37 PM CST : can small turn you on?
rasgumby: Just to be fair...
Do small tittles turn you on?


Oh yeah. I used to date the chair of the itty bitty titty committeelaugh Perky she was
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tipaly81 Moscow, Idaho USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 8:40 PM CST : can small turn you on?
Lagoona22: If I see one more thread about dick size, vaginas, anal sex, "Would you date me" and "What song", I will commit hari kiri with a blunt box cutter....I swear....and put it on YouTube....in real time....you have been warned..


I vote the hari kiri happens w/ a rusty spoon. devil popcorn Makes for better TV . . . grin
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tipaly81 Moscow, Idaho USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 8:41 PM CST : can small turn you on?
lusciousmile: No, a small one would best be suited for virgins.

*Slow and painless*Wait, small ones aren't slow, they're fidgety...they keep shifting, trying to make their presence felt, and make you all dirty for nothing. What a waste....in the container.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I hate it when I get shorted on pringles too!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
Wed Jan 7, 2009 8:42 PM CST : can small turn you on?
Sparky55: Oh yeah. I used to date the chair of the itty bitty titty committee Perky she was


"Itty bitty titty committee..?".


shock
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Wed Jan 7, 2009 8:43 PM CST : can small turn you on?
Small minds turn me off!
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Wed Jan 7, 2009 8:43 PM CST : can small turn you on?
Polarbutterfly: "Itty bitty titty committee..?".


Sorry, it's the best rhyme I could come up withgrin
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