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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 5:30 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
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http://www.themonastery.org

It's FREE and you get a certificate and EVERYTHING.

You can also get a PHD in Religion, Metaphysics, amoung others....

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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Mon Jan 5, 2009 5:44 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
princemuncher: .....

http://www.themonastery.org

It's FREE and you get a certificate and EVERYTHING.

You can also get a PHD in Religion, Metaphysics, among others....
Now don't you start preaching at us,you hear!rolling on the floor laughing
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woody636 Elgin, Illinois USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 5:46 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
princemuncher: .....

http://www.themonastery.org

It's FREE and you get a certificate and EVERYTHING.

You can also get a PHD in Religion, Metaphysics, amoung others....


Hmmmmmmm, going to have to check that out. Maybe start a church of "St Joseph the Carpenter." Can have holy days where everyone has to buy something made by a carpenter.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Should increase my business! And NO TAXES!! More I think about this, the better it sounds!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin
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jampet wexford, Westmeath Ireland
Mon Jan 5, 2009 5:49 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
oops- i read your tread title and the one next to it '' would you have sex with me'' and ,mistook them for the one thread!!laugh well i do live in IRELANDroll eyes
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 5:55 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
jampet: oops- i read your tread title and the one next to it '' would you have sex with me'' and ,mistook them for the one thread!! well i do live in IRELAND


Well, while you're here....



Would you????
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 5:57 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
Conrad73: Now don't you start preaching at us,you hear!


Well, I'm just in it for the tax break.

If that goes well, I might start a cult.
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:02 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
From the site....

"Universal Life Church Ministers are authorized to perform sacerdotal ceremonies including the rite of Exorcism. However, in this particular practice of a rite or ritual there are additional aspects of exposure to financial, emotional, civil, and possibly even criminal liability not common to any other religious rite or ritual. Caution, prayers, and great prior consideration are advised before planning and exercising this practice or its related rituals. "





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JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:04 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
princemuncher: .....

http://www.themonastery.org

It's FREE and you get a certificate and EVERYTHING.

You can also get a PHD in Religion, Metaphysics, amoung others....


Ain't easy keeping god alive is it? Its almost pathetic they have to resort to freebies ... losing the war maybe?


Can I tell you my sins? laugh
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jampet wexford, Westmeath Ireland
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:06 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
princemuncher: Well, while you're here....
Would you????


with a priest?? I don't think sorolling on the floor laughing
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:08 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
JacobGrimm: Ain't easy keeping god alive is it? Its almost pathetic they have to resort to freebies ... losing the war maybe?Can I tell you my sins?


What's funny is it's LEGAL. There have been court cases, etc! It DOES say on the site that it's ministry is for anyone (regardless of belief--There's Christian, Jew, Wicca, Shaman...they're all there!!)

Which would be a good idea until the end where it says the word "heaven".....

SO much for "Regardless of belief."

PSSST....Jacob.....

{Got this from sail and Knots}

peace
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:08 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
jampet: with a priest?? I don't think so


Oh, no. I'm a MINISTER!! I'm allowed to bump uglies.....

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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:09 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
princemuncher: From the site....

"Universal Life Church Ministers are authorized to perform sacerdotal ceremonies including the rite of Exorcism. However, in this particular practice of a rite or ritual there are additional aspects of exposure to financial, emotional, civil, and possibly even criminal liability not common to any other religious rite or ritual. Caution, prayers, and great prior consideration are advised before planning and exercising this practice or its related rituals. "



Uhhhh.... what is sacerdotal ceremonies? uh oh
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JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:14 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
dcj22: Uhhhh.... what is sacerdotal ceremonies?


she's hooked! reel her in munch! laugh



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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:17 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
dcj22: Uhhhh.... what is sacerdotal ceremonies?


COme to me, my dear child, I will "preach to you".

Although I do it with no pants on. (It's part of the whole Ministry thing, you know how it is......)

I know how you can atone for your sins....



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Maybe I'll start a confesional......rolling on the floor laughing
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:18 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
princemuncher: Well, I'm just in it for the tax break.

If that goes well, I might start a cult.
Yep,you could Incorporate now.Don't think there are too many requirements.As to the Content of the ""Church-Teachings"",none of the Governments Beeswax.Separation of Church and State.grin
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:22 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
Conrad73: Yep,you could Incorporate now.Don't think there are too many requirements.As to the Content of the ""Church-Teachings"",none of the Governments Beeswax.Separation of Church and State.


Found another....

I may stock up on credentials....

http://www.spiritualhumanism.org
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JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:25 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
princemuncher: COme to me, my dear child, I will "preach to you".

Although I do it with no pants on. (It's part of the whole Ministry thing, you know how it is......)

I know how you can atone for your sins....


Maybe I'll start a confesional......


You're severely lacking in the spacial repetition required for full blown cultism but laughs on the other hand laughs on the other hand laughs on the other hand may attract enough patrons for a party party party.cheers waiter danceline







make it so. transport
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:26 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
princemuncher: Found another....

I may stock up on credentials....

http://www.spiritualhumanism.org
Another Old Monk in a New Garb.laugh
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:37 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
Conrad73: Another Old Monk in a New Garb.


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I have to work on my Dogma.

And maybe some commandments.somethign Divinly inspired, not something from the Book of the Dead)


A 25% tithe is in order. (Gotta keep my kids fed)

Maybe "Magic Underwear" like the Mormons?

OOO OOOO OOOO!!!!

"This is my body......."
























"Eat me!"





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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:38 PM CST : I Just GOt Ordained!!...Send your money now.......
JacobGrimm: You're severely lacking in the spacial repetition required for full blown cultism but laughs on the other hand laughs on the other hand laughs on the other hand may attract enough patrons for a party party party.

make it so.


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I think I just peed a little!!
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