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JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
princemuncher: I think I just peed a little!!


oh lord doh


giggle your cloths should now be removed sayeth the bored and unto them he was, for he who is unclothen hath not no balls to be shaven. And into the valley they walked, bumping, bumping, things, we know not what but that they were those things that needed bumping ans so shall they understand.



make it so. transport
princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Here's a list of Religious Titles you can buy....


Abbe, Reverend of Rock 'n Roll, Abbess, Abbot, Ananda, Angel, Apostle of Humility, Apostolic Scribe, Arch Deacon, Arch Priest, Archbishop, Arch cardinal, Ascetic Gnostic, Bible Historian, Bishop, Brahman, Brother, Canon, Cantor, Cardinal, Channel, Chaplain, Colonel, Cure, Deacon, Dervish, Directress, Disciple, Druid, Elder, Faith Healer, Evangelist, Emissary, Father, Field Missionary, Flying Missionary, Free Thinker, Friar, Goddess, Guru, Hadji, Healing Minister, High Priest, High Priestess, Imam, Lama, Lay Sister, Magus, Martyr, Messenger, Metropolitan, Minister of Music, Minister of Peace, Missionary, Missionary Doctor, Missionary Healer, Missionary of Music, Missionary Priest, Monk, Monsignor, Most Reverend, Mystical Philosopher, Orthodox Monk, Parochial Educator, Pastor General, Patriarch, Peace Counselor, Preacher, Preceptor, Priest, Priestess, Prophet, Rector, Rabbi, Religious Preacher, Revelator, Reverend, Reverend Father, Reverend Mother, Right Reverend, Saintly Healer, Scribe, Seer, Shaman, Soul Therapist, Sister, Spiritual Counselor, Spiritual Warrior, Starets, Swami, Teller, Thanatologist, The Very Esteemed, Universal Rabbi, Universal Religious Philosopher, Vicar, Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality, Wizard, Gothi, Gythia, Psychic Healer, Minister of Rock 'n Roll, Rock 'n Roll Missionary, Rock Doctor (R.D), Rock 'n Roll Minister, Child of the Universe, Prince, Spiritual Healer, Saint, Pope

I was pretty interested in Reverand of Rock-n-Roll, UNTIL I saw POPE!!!!

I can be the FREAKING POPE!!!!

mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
princemuncher: Here's a list of Religious Titles you can buy....Abbe, Reverend of Rock 'n Roll, Abbess, Abbot, Ananda, Angel, Apostle of Humility, Apostolic Scribe, Arch Deacon, Arch Priest, Archbishop, Arch cardinal, Ascetic Gnostic, Bible Historian, Bishop, Brahman, Brother, Canon, Cantor, Cardinal, Channel, Chaplain, Colonel, Cure, Deacon, Dervish, Directress, Disciple, Druid, Elder, Faith Healer, Evangelist, Emissary, Father, Field Missionary, Flying Missionary, Free Thinker, Friar, Goddess, Guru, Hadji, Healing Minister, High Priest, High Priestess, Imam, Lama, Lay Sister, Magus, Martyr, Messenger, Metropolitan, Minister of Music, Minister of Peace, Missionary, Missionary Doctor, Missionary Healer, Missionary of Music, Missionary Priest, Monk, Monsignor, Most Reverend, Mystical Philosopher, Orthodox Monk, Parochial Educator, Pastor General, Patriarch, Peace Counselor, Preacher, Preceptor, Priest, Priestess, Prophet, Rector, Rabbi, Religious Preacher, Revelator, Reverend, Reverend Father, Reverend Mother, Right Reverend, Saintly Healer, Scribe, Seer, Shaman, Soul Therapist, Sister, Spiritual Counselor, Spiritual Warrior, Starets, Swami, Teller, Thanatologist, The Very Esteemed, Universal Rabbi, Universal Religious Philosopher, Vicar, Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality, Wizard, Gothi, Gythia, Psychic Healer, Minister of Rock 'n Roll, Rock 'n Roll Missionary, Rock Doctor (R.D), Rock 'n Roll Minister, Child of the Universe, Prince, Spiritual Healer, Saint, Pope

I was pretty interested in Reverand of Rock-n-Roll, UNTIL I saw POPE!!!!

I can be the FREAKING POPE!!!!


How about Father Goose?...laugh
princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
mbcasey: How about Father Goose?...


YES!!!

Perfect!


I just saw...."Rock Doctor"!!!!
Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
princemuncher: YES!!!

Perfect!I just saw...."Rock Doctor"!!!!


You're probably going to need to start working on donations of some sort. You need to support your church, rock concert or whatever you wish to call it. And.... it's tax free. angel laugh
mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Sparky55: You're probably going to need to start working on donations of some sort. You need to support your church, rock concert or whatever you wish to call it. And.... it's tax free.


I have an old dunce hat that I can donate to serve as a Mitre...dunno

I am sure many on CS have incense burners...laugh
princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Sparky55: You're probably going to need to start working on donations of some sort. You need to support your church, rock concert or whatever you wish to call it. And.... it's tax free.


I'm reading about their court cased right now....

"Apparently some people became ordained in the past to avoid the Nam draft or IRS taxes but this didnt work and whats more unlike many other main stream churches the Universal Church won cases in their defence from the IRS who considered them as a Tax Dodge. This was untrue and the church cleared its name. The purposes is purposefully to promte religious freedom regardless of belief and that all people regardless have freedom to live."





lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
princemuncher: YES!!!

Perfect!I just saw...."Rock Doctor"!!!!


How about, Penis muncher?


angel
princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
lusciousmile: How about, Penis muncher?


That's not on the list, Lush.
















(I wish "Carpet" was, though)devil



dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
dcj22: Uhhhh.... what is sacerdotal ceremonies?



I know you don't wear pants, but what else does this entail? uh oh ::shaking in my shoes emoticon??::



JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
princemuncher: That's not on the list, Lush.

(I wish "Carpet" was, though)


no , but it should be rolling on the floor laughing maybe for females who wish to join rolling on the floor laughing



dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
princemuncher: I have to work on my Dogma.

And maybe some commandments.somethign Divinly inspired, not something from the Book of the Dead)A 25% tithe is in order. (Gotta keep my kids fed)

Maybe "Magic Underwear" like the Mormons?

OOO OOOO OOOO!!!!

"This is my body......."
"Eat me!"



No pants? laugh



dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
mbcasey: How about Father Goose?...



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
I. Thou shall not wear pants.
II. Thou shall remain in the nude (females only) whilst in the presence of "Father Goose."

I don't think I need anymore, really....



dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
princemuncher: I. Thou shall not wear pants.
II. Thou shall remain in the nude (females only) whilst in the presence of "Father Goose."

I don't think I need anymore, really....



Underwear allowed? help



lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
JacobGrimm: no , but it should be maybe for females who wish to join


In that sase, i want to join!


Any snacks to munch on?

angel
jlw45 saratoga springs, Utah USA
In response to: .....

http://www.themonastery.org

It's FREE and you get a certificate and EVERYTHING.

You can also get a PHD in Religion, Metaphysics, amoung others....
hell, you could'nt be any worse than Benny Hinnrolling on the floor laughing



lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
dcj22: Underwear allowed?



NO UNDERWEAR! scold thumbs down



dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
lusciousmile: NO UNDERWEAR!



But we can't wear pants. We should at least be able to wear underwear. snooty



dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
jlw45: hell, you could'nt be any worse than Benny Hinn



Oh god! uh oh




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