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JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
lusciousmile: In that sase, i want to join! Any snacks to munch on?


laugh of course, the Grimms' reaper... innocent




wink laugh



hawk69 somewhere, New Jersey USA
jlw45: hell, you could'nt be any worse than Benny Hinn
At least prince is being honest with his "ministry" unlike Benny Hinn, the indian version of Jim Bakker from PTL (remember him with Jessica Hahn?). Go for it prince banana head banger
jlw45 duncanville, Texas USA
hawk69: At least prince is being honest with his "ministry" unlike Benny Hinn, the indian version of Jim Bakker from PTL (remember him with Jessica Hahn?). Go for it prince
laugh thats what i'm sayin'....95% of those on tv are full of shiterolling on the floor laughing



JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
jlw45: thats what i'm sayin'....95% of those on tv are full of shite


ouch, I just heard 5 sponsors drop their tv ad budget. uh oh



laugh
jlw45 duncanville, Texas USA
JacobGrimm: ouch, I just heard 5 sponsors drop their tv ad budget.
one could only hopelaugh



lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
JacobGrimm: of course, the Grimms' reaper...


Where's your hoodie? laugh
Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
dcj22: No pants?


I could make you pantlaugh



lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Sparky55: I could make you pant


Good gracious! wow

Sparky, it's late, and that kind of talk will only leave a mess.

dunno
Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
lusciousmile: Good gracious!

Sparky, it's late, and that kind of talk will only leave a mess.


Great. Let me know how it ends up.. laugh devil



lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Sparky55: Great. Let me know how it ends up..



OMG! I just noticed something. I have my right leg in the same position as two of my pics, only with my laptop between my stomach and thigh. I think i've gone mad. No wonder i'm a total mess!

I'm really scared of myself.


doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
jeeeeeze iv been a minister since june 77 it cost me 15 bucks ,,i wonder if the refund overpayments
jlw45: hell, you could'nt be any worse than Benny Hinn
sexielady somewhere in FL, Florida USA
hawk69: At least prince is being honest with his "ministry" unlike Benny Hinn, the indian version of Jim Bakker from PTL (remember him with Jessica Hahn?). Go for it prince


In NC when Jim & Tammy were popular... it was a known fact there that the "PTL Club" stood for pass the loot club! I guess here we will have to call this one the PFG Club.... pass fricking gold club? idea
dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sparky55: I could make you pant



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
lusciousmile: Where's your hoodie?



wow blushing you should be more direct giggle







heart wings lips



lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
JacobGrimm: you should be more direct


OK! No hoodie, just goodies! devil



hawk69 somewhere, New Jersey USA
sexielady: In NC when Jim & Tammy were popular... it was a known fact there that the "PTL Club" stood for pass the loot club! I guess here we will have to call this one the PFG Club.... pass fricking gold club?
I always knew the Bakkers were full of shit and it made me feel like Einstein, like why cant everyone see through this load of crap. When they fell it was great. I never heard PTL as pass the loot club, thats funny as hell. rolling on the floor laughing Another name for Prince's organization could be PTP club. Pass the pants club.



lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
hawk69: I always knew the Bakkers were full of shit and it made me feel like Einstein, like why cant everyone see through this load of crap. When they fell it was great. I never heard PTL as pass the loot club, thats funny as hell. Another name for Prince's organization could be PTP club. Pass the pants club.


You look great in shorts. No, not being pervy. laugh


wave



JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
lusciousmile: OK! No hoodie, just goodies!


rolling on the floor laughing


I knew we could get there devil lips





banana



JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
hawk69: I always knew the Bakkers were full of shit and it made me feel like Einstein, like why cant everyone see through this load of crap. When they fell it was great. I never heard PTL as pass the loot club, thats funny as hell. Another name for Prince's organization could be PTP club. Pass the pants club.


We're not sure he has ever had pants though. laugh




let alone wear them dancing
RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
There was a very....uh!....uh!.....dumb is the only way to say it,man in town paid fifty dollars and became a preacher. He cam around with a torn corner of a piece of school paper and a lead pencil asking for donations for his church (his house covered by trash heaps) He showed me his papers and told me he had already ordered a bundle of commotionals.<<<<rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


I didn't donate!grin




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