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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 9:32 PM CST : Man run over by a dog in car!
The poor man lived. The man was working inside the car and his dog run over the top of him and licked him in the face. When are these things going to stop! grin


There was a fight at the laundry today! Washing machine beat the snot out of a hankie!







REMEMBER ANY OF THOSE STUPID THINGS WE AS KIDS LIKED SO WELL!





There was a murder today at the preachers house. The preacher choked his lawn mower!

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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 9:36 PM CST : Man run over by a dog in car!
Thanks Len I needed the laughrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 9:41 PM CST : Man run over by a dog in car!
mylifewithu: Thanks Len I needed the laugh



A drunk threw a case of beer in on top of a baby in the back seat of the car. The baby was OK......it was light beer!rolling on the floor laughing





Don't you know any.
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tipaly81 Moscow, Idaho USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 9:44 PM CST : Man run over by a dog in car!
RillyNiceGuy: The poor man lived. The man was working inside the car and his dog run over the top of him and licked him in the face. When are these things going to stop! There was a fight at the laundry today! Washing machine beat the snot out of a hankie!

REMEMBER ANY OF THOSE STUPID THINGS WE AS KIDS LIKED SO WELL!There was a murder today at the preachers house. The preacher choked his lawn mower!


doh Silly, just plan silly . . . rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 9:45 PM CST : Man run over by a dog in car!
RillyNiceGuy: A drunk threw a case of beer in on top of a baby in the back seat of the car. The baby was OK......it was light beer! Don't you know any.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Actually I don't remember any, sorry.hug laugh doh
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 9:53 PM CST : Man run over by a dog in car!
The one I like the best to pull as a kid in the South.

I would tell Grandma, "Did you here that a preacher's wife here in town had a black baby."

She was all ready to hear all the juicy details. "REALLY! WHO WAS IT!"

"Preacher Jackson's wife!!" (black preacher)

She would say, "uhhh! Get out of here!" and give me a swat on the butt."


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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SWFinMA30 Taunton, Massachusetts USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 9:57 PM CST : Man run over by a dog in car!
The body of a man was found under his kitchen table in a pool of milk with a spoon shoved down his throat.













You guessed it! The cereal killer struck again!
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 10:07 PM CST : Man run over by a dog in car!
SWFinMA30: The body of a man was found under his kitchen table in a pool of milk with a spoon shoved down his throat.

You guessed it! The cereal killer struck again!



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One fer da country folks! Dar was a bad axedent! Minnie Pearl slept with Hank Snow an frooze to death!
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 10:17 PM CST : Man run over by a dog in car!
Good night! I'm sick! later!wave
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CjTenorSax Atwater, Ohio USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 5:11 PM CST : Man run over by a dog in car!
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 5:16 PM CST : Man run over by a dog in car!
RillyNiceGuy: Good night! I'm sick! later!


That, my twisted friend, I can't argue with. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

On a more serious note, I hope you feel better soon, Rilly. hug
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