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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 6:18 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
Tall,dark and then some, rich with stuff, strong with muscles, one who will accept her just as she is.......Short,fat,broke,20 kids,no teeth and bald headed! rolling on the floor laughing




tongue boxing Lets start something ladies!

















I just playin!bouquet
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:01 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
I thought I would have to stand in the corner again by now!grin
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hopefloats Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:26 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
RillyNiceGuy: Tall,dark and then some, rich with stuff, strong with muscles, one who will accept her just as she is.......Short,fat,broke,20 kids,no teeth and bald headed!

Lets start something ladies!I just playin!




OMG! That reminded me of a former site I was on. One guy was totally astonished that I had all my teeth since I live in Tennessee!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:28 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
hopefloats: OMG! That reminded me of a former site I was on. One guy was totally astonished that I had all my teeth since I live in Tennessee!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Ain't smart people dumb!
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hopefloats Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:30 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
RillyNiceGuy: Ain't smart people dumb!





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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:37 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
RillyNiceGuy: Tall,dark and then some, rich with stuff, strong with muscles, one who will accept her just as she is.......Short,fat,broke,20 kids,no teeth and bald headed!

Lets start something ladies!I just playin!


WHy??? We all know it is the truth...devil

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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:39 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
HJFinAZ: WHy??? We all know it is the truth...





Shhhhhh! don't tell em! rolling on the floor laughing
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:39 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
In response to: Tall,dark and then some, rich with stuff, strong with muscles, one who will accept her just as she is.......Short,fat,broke,20 kids,no teeth and bald headed!

Lets start something ladies!I just playin!




Rilly it's the truth. It's what most of us women want. laugh
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:40 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
Old saying, "crap in one hand, want in the other. See which fills up first"..grin
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:41 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
crying That means us fat,ugly guys are out of luck then!
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:44 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!


Mornin' Len, There is no ideal man. When he walks by and
we meet the first time I will know.

OMG SASSY, Get a grip, you need more coffee, you are
fantasizing again, thinking he is really out there. rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:47 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
sassy49senior: Mornin' Len, There is no ideal man. When he walks by and
we meet the first time I will know.

OMG SASSY, Get a grip, you need more coffee, you are
fantasizing again, thinking he is really out there.


Goooooood Mooooornin!bouquet
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:52 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
RillyNiceGuy: Tall,dark and then some, rich with stuff, strong with muscles, one who will accept her just as she is.......Short,fat,broke,20 kids,no teeth and bald headed!

Lets start something ladies!I just playin!
We know you playin but it is true... handy around the house sometimes.rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:54 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
Many a truth is said in jest. Jest enough to get a fight started!


pubwrite08: We know you playin but it is true... handy around the house sometimes.
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:57 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
sassy49senior: Mornin' Len, There is no ideal man. When he walks by and
we meet the first time I will know.

OMG SASSY, Get a grip, you need more coffee, you are
fantasizing again, thinking he is really out there.


But there are many "IDEAL" women and that is why so many are single... Picky, picky, picky..sigh I know what I deserve!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:00 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
HJFinAZ: But there are many "IDEAL" women and that is why so many are single... Picky, picky, picky.. I know what I deserve!!





Yeppers HJ You do deserve that Barbie Doll with the fake
boobs.wink Just kiddinglaugh
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maryrachelle bathurst, New Brunswick Canada
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:01 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
So you are talking about your female equivalent then?tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:03 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
sassy49senior: Yeppers HJ You do deserve that Barbie Doll with the fake
boobs. Just kidding


Only as long as I don't have to pay for them (again)..sigh
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:05 AM CST : Woman's ideal man!
One of my "kids" had a boob job. When she got divorced her EX asked to be paid back for them. Guess he didn't feel he got any enjoyment from them..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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