In response to: Four men were bragging about how smart their dog was.
The first man an engineer, had a dog named "T-Square'. The second man, an accountant, had a dog named "Slide-Rule'. The third man, a Chemist, had a dog named 'Measure'.
To show off, the engineer called his dog,"T-Square, do your stuff.' T-Square trotted over to a desk, picked up a pen with his teeth and promptly drew a square, a circle and a triangle onto some paper.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good. The Accountant though, insisted his dog could do even better. He calle dto his dog and said, 'Slide-Rule, do your stuff,' Slide -Rule went into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He proceeded to divide the cookies into 4 equal piles of 3 each.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good. The chemist proclaimed that his dog could do even better than that. He said, 'Measure, do your stuff'. The dog got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10oz glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8ozs into the glass with out spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good, as well. Then they turned to the Union Member and said, 'Hey pal, what can your dog do?'
The Union Member stood up, called his dog and said, 'Coffee Break, do your stuff.' Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back in doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation, and then went home on sick leave.
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