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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:31 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
Buy your own wine you cheapskates! Leave mine alone!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:35 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
You know I thought... never mind rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:37 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
jaw drop blushing confused Nope!
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:39 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
pubwrite08: You know I thought... never mind


Give them enough wine and all inhibitions go away!!professor

grin
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:40 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
In response to: Buy your own wine you cheapskates! Leave mine alone!



Rilly don't forget the cheese.wink laugh
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:41 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
somechick: Rilly don't forget the cheese.


To go with the whine...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Galactic_bodhi Portland, Oregon USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:42 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
Ah. Classic use of an ambiguous indefinate pronoun to create humor. I salute you. wine

rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:43 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
somechick: Rilly don't forget the cheese.



Ok! but I'll cut the cheese when I all alone!barf
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:44 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
Galactic_bodhi: Ah. Classic use of an ambiguous indefinate pronoun to create humor. I salute you.



Uh! Uh! did I do that!doh



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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:45 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
HJFinAZ: To go with the whine...



You got that right. Remember you said it not me.wink rolling on the floor laughing

Geeh I wonder if that's what rilly was really talking about.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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SexyAttorney Clearwater, Florida USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
Lips that have touched another lass will never touch my fat.........





























bass! Fooled you...........
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
RillyNiceGuy: Ok! but I'll cut the cheese when I all alone!



rolling on the floor laughing Not that kind of cheese.
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:48 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
somechick: Not that kind of cheese.



its limburger! What was you thinkin!rolling on the floor laughing
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:49 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
SexyAttorney: Lips that have touched another lass will never touch my fat.........bass! Fooled you...........


Lass??? AS in Scottish Lass??confused

I have never been with a Scottish Lass!!grin (YET)..........
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:50 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
RillyNiceGuy: its limburger! What was you thinkin!



I'm just a silly woman what do I know anway.rolling on the floor laughing
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Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:52 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
SexyAttorney: Lips that have touched another lass will never touch my fat.........bass! Fooled you...........


You keep fish? confused

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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:52 AM CST : "Lips that touch wine will never touch mine!"
somechick: I'm just a silly woman what do I know anway.


bouquet time to go!wave
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