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Just some of the reasons why men are seldom depressed:

The last name stays put.

The garage is all ours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

We can never get pregnant.

ar mechanics tell us the truth.
The world is our urinal.

We don't have to stop and think about which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

People never stare at our chest when their talking to us.

New shoes don't cut,blister, or mangle our feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30seconds flat.

We know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five day Holiday only requires one suitcase.

We can open our own jars.

We get extra credit for the slightest act of kindness.

Our underware is $9.95 for a five pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

We NEVER have strap problems in public.

We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

Everything on our face stays the original color.

The same hairstyle stays the same for years ,even decades.

We only have to shave our face and neck.

We can play with toys all our life.

We get by with only one wallet.

One color for all seasons.

We can wear shorts, no matter what our legs look like.

We can do our nails with a pocket knife.

We have freedom of choice over whether to grow a mustache or not.

We can Christmas shop for 24 reletives, on Dec, 24th, in 24 minutes.


PHEW!!!!