is It Wrong To Have Sex With Yourself??

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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
hawk69: The sex is great!! I never say no, I'm ready and willing each and every time, I don't need to take myself to dinner or movie etc., I never have to fake it, more than three times in a day is most definately wanted and appreciated, never need a condom, don't have to spoon with myself, I never sit by the phone waiting for a phone call the next morning (I know I will never call), and sometimes multiple partners (2 to be exact)are more than welcome. When I make love to me, I am the best!!


There ya go...you see...you should read my thread on men's depression, or lack of it.rolling on the floor laughing



dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
tropikalkween: unfair isn't it? the thing that frustrates me the most is that when it's all said and done and i get up and leave after he's through, i still have to go home and get me done. lol. looking in the mirror singing dat ole sweet song "nobody does it better".



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TRAIN HIM!!!
stefonline Dublin, Dublin Ireland
hawk69: The sex is great!! I never say no, I'm ready and willing each and every time, I don't need to take myself to dinner or movie etc., I never have to fake it, more than three times in a day is most definately wanted and appreciated, never need a condom, don't have to spoon with myself, I never sit by the phone waiting for a phone call the next morning (I know I will never call), and sometimes multiple partners (2 to be exact)are more than welcome. When I make love to me, I am the best!!




Way to go.....applause
maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
SweetKim: I new this post would make me laugh! I'm crackin up already!

I agree tho. Why not just do it yourself and get the job done!


I have seen my girlfriend screw herself, its amazing how many orgasms she had in 10 minutes, thought she was going to blow a fuse...poor thing.. but then, nothing like the real thing, as she said!!!

cant do without us!!!!tongue cheers head banger



Tater springfield, Illinois USA
I guess it would only be wrong, if after doing yourself, you went on a date and did someone else, cause then it would be cheating...laugh
wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
dcj22: TRAIN HIM!!!
I like those songs, 'All By Myself' and 'Hold On I'm Comin'.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
wixomwizard: I like those songs, 'All By Myself' and 'Hold On I'm Comin'.




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You're "sex alone" songs?



SweetKim neosho, Missouri USA
tropikalkween: and you know what.. lotion is cheaper than ky jelly. fortunately i dont need any of those things. i'm always ready for me. lol
girl you are crackin me up!

At least we know where we've been!



dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Tater: I guess it would only be wrong, if after doing yourself, you went on a date and did someone else, cause then it would be cheating...


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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
dcj22: You're "sex alone" songs?


Ahhhh, candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.banana banana grin
hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
maybesoon: I have seen my girlfriend screw herself, its amazing how many orgasms she had in 10 minutes, thought she was going to blow a fuse...poor thing.. but then, nothing like the real thing, as she said!!!

cant do without us!!!!


Ahhh "Operation Self Help"
No hugs, no kisses, no touching.
Nah too many things missing here.
Well in an emergency, one does what one needs to do eh?



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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
wixomwizard: I like those songs, 'All By Myself' and 'Hold On I'm Comin'.


I've always liked the phrase "Get a Grip" laugh
hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Tater: I guess it would only be wrong, if after doing yourself, you went on a date and did someone else, cause then it would be cheating...


Yeah right! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Sparky55: I've always liked the phrase "Get a Grip"



CIH?
wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
dcj22: You're "sex alone" songs?


How about that old classic, 'Takin Care Of Business, And Workin Overtime'?rolling on the floor laughing
Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
dcj22: CIH?
HCIH... laugh



Tater springfield, Illinois USA
well, you know what they say: If you want something to cum out right, done right, do it yourself......


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blueriver30 amherst, Nova Scotia Canada
dcj22: Are you saying you'd rather be making love to Muhammed Ali? JK


Hi Dana rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Gordi is to funny,I think he was referring to Training as in Boxing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Sparky55: HCIH...
Gonna make me figure that out, aren't you? mumbling



JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
SweetKim: I say yes because I know i'll call myself the next morning! So what do you all think about this topic? Is it ok when the lights go out and you find yourself making love.... To well yourself? Sometimes I throw some boxers on the floor so when I wake up the next morning I feel like someone else was really with me... *thats a joke*

Ok what do ya think?


Me and my self do this all the time. I'm the "lets wait til we're together" type; but, my self insists on testing the relationship and keeping me happy until then. kiss




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