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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:01 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..


He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and w hispering. You could tell they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you're waiting for?'

She answered . . . . ..









'THE TEETH.'


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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:03 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That goes too far, though, my dear HJ! I'd like to at least have my own set of them, even if I can take them out later!
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:07 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
druidess6308: That goes too far, though, my dear HJ! I'd like to at least have my own set of them, even if I can take them out later!


Picky, picky, picky!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mindfful CitizenofEarth, UK and, Illinois USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:11 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
rolling on the floor laughing

nut

hello lovey
happy happy and all that stuff

another day another year a bunch more 'no matter whats'
head banger
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:13 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
mindfful: nut

hello lovey
happy happy and all that stuff

another day another year a bunch more 'no matter whats'


And Cyndy & I were allowed to spend 5 days in Reno at the young peoples conference presenting our seminar..grin
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mindfful CitizenofEarth, UK and, Illinois USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:16 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
was it sposed to be a whole 5?

so i guess it went well
*pat on the back*

do you get backaches from carryin the message?
rolling on the floor laughing

i think i just give em
sleep
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:44 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
mindfful: was it sposed to be a whole 5?

so i guess it went well
*pat on the back*

do you get backaches from carryin the message?


i think i just give em


New Years Eve & New Years Day was pre-conference, banquet, dance, etc. Conference was Fri, Sat & Sun. I deal runs 4 hours doing the condensed version.

The tapers said it did go well. Those kids bought a ton of the CD's..
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:50 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..

I believe in the sharing thing, but don't think I could
handle the teeth thing without barfing. barf

Sounds like you had a fun and possibly prosperous
5 days HJ. teddybear
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venere08 Beebylon, South Australia Australia
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:51 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..


Oh, HJ,

please!!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mindfful CitizenofEarth, UK and, Illinois USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:51 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
HJFinAZ: New Years Eve & New Years Day was pre-conference, banquet, dance, etc. Conference was Fri, Sat & Sun. I deal runs 4 hours doing the condensed version.

The tapers said it did go well. Those kids bought a ton of the CD's..


thats a good thing

im off ta bed now

hi sasswave

y'all behaveteddybear
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:52 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
sassy49senior: I believe in the sharing thing, but don't think I could
handle the teeth thing without barfing.

Sounds like you had a fun and possibly prosperous
5 days HJ.


Fun.............YES..

Prosperous..........They didn't build them places by paying off winners..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:53 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
venere08: Oh, HJ,

please!!!


The devil made me do it...sigh
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:56 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
mindfful: thats a good thing

im off ta bed now

hi sass

y'all behave




Night sweety, Sleep well and stay warm.hug
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:58 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
HJFinAZ: Fun.............YES..

Prosperous..........They didn't build them places by paying off winners..





Don't even like to think those thoughts as I am headed for
Vegas come September. applause cheering dancing
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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:58 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
sassy49senior: I believe in the sharing thing, but don't think I could
handle the teeth thing without barfing.

Sounds like you had a fun and possibly prosperous
5 days HJ.
jeeeezzzzeee girl its probably not like you might have played tonsil hockey with a guy who had a chug of redman goin ???laugh
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 10:02 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
gordy22222: jeeeezzzzeee girl its probably not like you might have played tonsil hockey with a guy who had a chug of redman goin ???





OMG Gordy, If we ever get the chance to meet, you keep
your teeth in your mouth and I will keep mine.blushing
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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Tue Jan 6, 2009 10:07 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
sassy49senior: OMG Gordy, If we ever get the chance to meet, you keep
your teeth in your mouth and I will keep mine.
i got a loooooong toooongue i can kick your whisdom teeth assuming you still had whisdom teeth if you had whisdom you wouldnt let me near yourolling on the floor laughing
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 10:11 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
gordy22222: i got a loooooong toooongue i can kick your whisdom teeth assuming you still had whisdom teeth if you had whisdom you wouldnt let me near you





I no longer have wisdom teeth but I am wise in other ways.
You don't scare me. You look like a sweet cuddly bear. teddybear
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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Tue Jan 6, 2009 10:16 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
sassy49senior: I no longer have wisdom teeth but I am wise in other ways.
You don't scare me. You look like a sweet cuddly bear.
i put my most dangerous looking pic up too
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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Tue Jan 6, 2009 10:18 PM CST : This is what marriage is really all about . . . . ..
that last post ,,,i hit the k instead og the l ,,buttons too small
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