I may have posted this before but it still slays me!!
what have your kids said that just is not what you were looking for.??.
once , after my youngest had had a fire drill at playschool, i was in the car with the 3 or them, and being the perfect mother that i am( no comments please

) i was trying to ingrain the lesson on their minds.. I asked as we were driving along..' what would you do if your clothes were on fire?? expecting the 'stop drop and roll' answer... from the back of the car came...
''well I wouldn't put them on''
that kid will go far