Why, oh why...

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RicoWest los angeles, California USA
1. If some people think they know so much, why don't they write books to educate the rest of us?
2. Why are the insides of cars made to fit children, if children aren't allowed to drive?
3. If so many people complain about hot summers and cold winters, why can't we buy space suits which will heat us in winter and refrigerate us in summer?
4. Why don't they sell self-sealing car tires?
5. If food chemists can make flavorings that taste like just about anything, why don't they add candy flavors to vegetables to make them taste better?
6. A lot of people complain about the weather, but how come no one ever does anything about it?
7. Why do we call them dating services, when nobody I know has ever gotten either a date or service from one?
8. Why do people talk about gun control, but never about goon control?
9. Why does a rabbit bring chicken eggs to remind us of the day when Jesus rose from the dead?
10. Why do we still say grace, when we can just as easily call the 800 number on the plastic wrapper and thank the farmers who sold us that meat?



tipaly81 Moscow, Idaho USA
help Why are every new pair of pants or shirts now made to stretch to fit snuggly to a womans body, but the never bounce back after being worn?

Couldn't they have hired rubbermade to give them a hand? confused

And why do they have to squeak? dancing
gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
tipaly81: Why are every new pair of pants or shirts now made to stretch to fit snuggly to a womans body, but the never bounce back after being worn?

Couldn't they have hired rubbermade to give them a hand?

And why do they have to squeak?
is the squeak external or internallaugh



RicoWest los angeles, California USA
tipaly81: Why are every new pair of pants or shirts now made to stretch to fit snuggly to a womans body, but the never bounce back after being worn?

Couldn't they have hired rubbermade to give them a hand?

And why do they have to squeak?


Refer to question #3



tipaly81 Moscow, Idaho USA
RicoWest: Refer to question #3


confused I don't want to wear a space suitcrying!

dancing Besides . . . . . then we would all really look alike. That would be spooky!uh oh
Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
1. You've probably already read some of them.
2. In case of emergency.
3. The space agency does not need to sell their products to make money.
4. You would eliminate the need for thieves to think...or do any manual labor.
5. Then the raised edges of plates would be worthless.
6. Many do, some with umbrellas. others with shovels, and plows, and others yet, with lotion.
7. Are they really going to tell you?
8. Don't need to, as goons are controlled, of my gun control.
9. Why not? Nobody of the rabbit, believes a rabbit laid the egg, just like nobody believes Jesus rose from the dead.
10.Grace covers the whole spectrum of why your eating, what many worked for to put on your table, of Gods Grace.



tipaly81 Moscow, Idaho USA
Abram: 1. You've probably already read some of them.
2. In case of emergency.
3. The space agency does not need to sell their products to make money.
4. You would eliminate the need for thieves to think...or do any manual labor.
5. Then the raised edges of plates would be worthless.
6. Many do, some with umbrellas. others with shovels, and plows, and others yet, with lotion.
7. Are they really going to tell you?
8. Don't need to, as goons are controlled, of my gun control.
9. Why not? Nobody of the rabbit, believes a rabbit laid the egg, just like nobody believes Jesus rose from the dead.
10.Grace covers the whole spectrum of why your eating, what many worked for to put on your table, of Gods Grace.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Abram: 1. You've probably already read some of them.
2. In case of emergency.
3. The space agency does not need to sell their products to make money.
4. You would eliminate the need for thieves to think...or do any manual labor.
5. Then the raised edges of plates would be worthless.
6. Many do, some with umbrellas. others with shovels, and plows, and others yet, with lotion.
7. Are they really going to tell you?
8. Don't need to, as goons are controlled, of my gun control.
9. Why not? Nobody of the rabbit, believes a rabbit laid the egg, just like nobody believes Jesus rose from the dead.
10.Grace covers the whole spectrum of why your eating, what many worked for to put on your table, of Gods Grace.
thumbs up Absolutely. wine



RicoWest los angeles, California USA
tipaly81: I don't want to wear a space suit!

Besides . . . . . then we would all really look alike. That would be spooky!


Guess you have a point... add to that, nobody seems to think about what happens if you need to fart inside a space suit.




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