A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed,
happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband walks by the bedroom, watches her for a while
and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?
What's the matter with you?'
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
I don't care what you think. I just came from having
mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy,
But I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.
The husband replies,
'What did he say about your 55-year old ass?'
'Your name never came up,' she replied.
