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Olsojente Olso, Oslo Norway
Thu Jan 8, 2009 6:31 AM CST : SENIOR DATING
Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.


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Dorothy: 'That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.'

Edna: 'Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!

Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car...A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.

Then he takes me out for dinner... A marvelous dinner... Lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.Then we go see a show.

Let me tell you, Dorothy,
I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way With me two times!'

Dorothy: 'Goodness gracious!... So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?'

Edna: 'No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress.'



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DragonLee pleasantville, New Jersey USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 6:36 AM CST : SENIOR DATING
good one olso rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 6:36 AM CST : SENIOR DATING
Where the hell did you get my picture from???rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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SexyAttorney Clearwater, Florida USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 7:39 AM CST : SENIOR DATING
rolling on the floor laughing
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 7:42 AM CST : SENIOR DATING
We do have fun here in Sun (Sin) city at times..grin
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woody636 Elgin, Illinois USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 7:43 AM CST : SENIOR DATING
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 7:44 AM CST : SENIOR DATING
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I really like this one
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Olsojente Olso, Oslo Norway
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:02 PM CST : SENIOR DATING
wixomwizard: Where the hell did you get my picture from???




You mailed it to me, remember..???!!wink




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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:04 PM CST : SENIOR DATING
Olsojente: You mailed it to me, remember..???!!


But you said it was for your own personal collection!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing smitten hug kiss teddybear bouquet
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:07 PM CST : SENIOR DATING

We may be old but we are still SASSY wink


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p_seg Central, Xlokk Malta
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:09 PM CST : SENIOR DATING
nice one Oslo! thumbs up

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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:12 PM CST : SENIOR DATING
Olsojente: You mailed it to me, remember..???!!


See what you've done now???? I'm getting all these emails from 90 year old women in prom dresses at 2am.
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:16 PM CST : SENIOR DATING
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one!
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TurkishDelight Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:06 PM CST : SENIOR DATING
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