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KCTFreeSpirit Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England UK
Thu Jan 8, 2009 10:04 AM CST : Tattoo's below the Belt
Some friends and I came up with these for Tattoo's over a few beers

Use Dipped Headlights
Keep of the grass
Open all hours
No Sunday Trading
Slippery when Wet
Hard Hats must be worn
Tradesmen - Rear Entrance Only
Heavy Plant Crossing
Check Brakes before Descent
Slow in Tunnel
Ring Bell for attention
This way to the Grotto
Inside Lane Only
No Speeding

Add some more ????????


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing comfort
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KCTFreeSpirit Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England UK
Thu Jan 8, 2009 10:10 AM CST : Tattoo's below the Belt
Just a few more


Proceed with caution
No excessive speed
Beware of other Traffic
Sound Horn
Use Bottom gear
Stop if flashing signs
Low Beam
Pay at Toll
Use chains


peace
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 10:12 AM CST : Tattoo's below the Belt
laugh

Objects appear larger than they are
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Thu Jan 8, 2009 10:41 AM CST : Tattoo's below the Belt
TINY when flacid

This Is Now Yours while in excited state
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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Thu Jan 8, 2009 10:42 AM CST : Tattoo's below the Belt
How about.....

OUCH!

grin
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DazzleYou Seattle, WA, Washington USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 10:53 AM CST : Tattoo's below the Belt
how about "Hazardous materials present"
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queensguy2468 Rego Park, New York USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 10:54 AM CST : Tattoo's below the Belt
how about,

wash hands after use.
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Dknew Lee, New Hampshire USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:36 PM CST : Tattoo's below the Belt
Exit only grin
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:38 PM CST : Tattoo's below the Belt
Sparky55: TINY when flacid

This Is Now Yours while in excited state
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I love it!

But, I agree with Gozo...OUCH. (However, it's not my equipment. Whatever floats your boat with what you own.)
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lorax888 richmond, Virginia USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:11 AM CST : Tattoo's below the Belt
Ha i have a friend that has a tatto that saids one way.

Dennis
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