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If they are divorcing the woman is supposed to get half his stuff. She should get one of his nuts also.

Can you imagine how ridulous people can be in a messy divorce? Geez both of mine went off without a hitch. My first husband wanted a divorce many years after we separated so he could marry again and it would cost him too much money and it would cost me $53.00 so he gave me the money and it was done. My next husband died just before we divorced and we sat down and split things right there and then with no lawyers present. I had first choice so I chose the huge microwave and then it was his turn and so on and we even went down to the towels and there was no fuss about anything.

I love it!!!!

I've missed her presense a lot lately.

I think it's half of everything acquired during the marriage...so at the very least she should get half an a$$hole!

Time to start a new anal thread and she's bound to show up... this would be a good place to start, too!

How much is half a hole?

Beats me, but she certainly acquired one when she married him...

The word of the day, apparently, is cheeks!

Seems that way, doesn't it?
She should be showing up pretty soon, don't you think?

easy come easy go?lol

I wish I could sell one of my kidneys for that much. Yep, I would so do that.

black market?

dcj22...ever hear of a "Indian Giver"...though possession is suppose to be 9 tenths of the law when it comes to ownership.

He might have signed a pre nups with a Indian Giver clause in it.
You know one of those well crafted documents that says....if I give it to you, and need it back....I get it back. And if I lend it to you and need it back.....I get it back. And if I donate it to you, and need it back.....I get it back.

LOL.....well she might have signed the pre nup with the understanding....what is his is mine....at least when it
comes to kidneys.

Their attronys are going to get paid well on this one. I see
many, many, many hours providing legal services to these two.

Hey.....I have an idea......very Solomian like....they can extract the kidney.....divide it 1/2...give 1/2 to each. Medically they have a method of growing healthy kidney tissue. Reimplant in both and regrow the kidneys.....in both.

When I divorced my ex I got to stay in the home because of the two kids. He had it written in the divorce decree that he wanted the riding lawn mower and he was in an apartment!

a$$hole

Many hours of legal service? Nah, no way
One single statement: habeas corpus !

That's enough, no more discussion about that kidney, it stays where it is.

If i got divorced, from a man who had no balls during our entire marriage, would i best leave him be, or sue?

Now what is he going to do if she gives it back.....keep it in a shoebox?