Man divorces Wife...desires kidney back

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ttom500 St. Cloud, Florida USA
Update and Bumb on this thread:

Radio talk show this morning was talking of this.

Seems the woman is divorcing her present husband to marry her
therapist. There is some $4.5m involved someway.

She likely needed to see a therapist after the kidney implant.
With some kind of emotional issue to having part of her husband body in her all the time. Maybe asking the therapist if there was any thing to 'organ telepathy'....:-)

The therapist being a stand up professional....says I have just the therapy and treatment you need.Says come lay on my couch.

The man's kidney now begins to consider rejection a possible alternative, to the therapist advances.:-)

Later with sever kidney stones occurring. She breaks down and tells her husband everything. And asks for the divorce.

She says darling ex....that $4.5m inheritance I got.....well....me and therapist are planning to leave the country soon....and I need it start over.

At this point the kidney become inflamed, causing her sever back aches.

Personally, my advise to the ex is leave the kidney in her.

All in fun.



Dusty45 Louisville, Kentucky USA
He should have had a prenup.

Does not the kidney have squatters rights?

How well could he have loved her in the first place?
We do not own anyone.

c’est la vie



hawk69 somewhere, New Jersey USA
Divorce judgments generally encompass splitting and/or liquidating assets acquired during the marriage or relationship (for unmarried couples). Gifts or contributions are not liquidated and stay as such. The kidney was a gift which was donated from him to her. Even if it were medically possible to live without a kidney, no Court at least in this jurisdiction would attempt same. Yes it was acquired during the marriage, so it should be in play, but it was a gift none the less. Divorce turns rational people into total assholes making retarded demands. I had a Judge (for lack of a better term), let me rephrase that, an ASSHOLE, who ordered people who were not part of my litigation to do things or he would put me in jail. Needless to say, the Appellate Division reversed his Order and eventually I got him booted from the Family Part of the Superior Court, but if this case were before my ASSHOLE Judge, he would Order me to give one kidney to the woman and one to her soon to be ex. professor




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