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Kyrhah muenchen, Bayern Germany
Thu Jan 8, 2009 10:54 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc


...

am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning



devil angel rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 10:56 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
I don't have the counter space. Why do you think I'm here? laugh
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jodiam dundalk, Louth Ireland
Thu Jan 8, 2009 10:57 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
wave i can dogingerbread men but they 're only gud 4 dunking in coffee r keeping kids quiet...grin
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queensguy2468 Rego Park, New York USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 10:58 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
too many ingredients for this recipe.
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Kyrhah muenchen, Bayern Germany
Thu Jan 8, 2009 10:59 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
queensguy2468: too many ingredients for this recipe.



... and I am sure that is not all of the ingredients devil
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DoznEggs Any town, New Jersey USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:17 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
You might want to put a request in with David Copperfield.

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Dawn7z SALEM OR,DENVER CO, Oregon USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:22 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Bake you the perfect man sure. He is rather short has candy eyes and has a luscious gingery scent but don't let him go swimming he will melt.rolling on the floor laughing
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:24 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
How about stuffed peppers to go with that??...angel
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:27 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Click your heels three times and return to Kansas, Dorethy!!!laugh
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QuietStormF Southern Ontario, Ontario Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:29 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
If you manage to find the recipe for the perfect man..
Do not throw away the mould..
Putting in my order now!
Bet he's going to be Yummy.. laugh
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jvaski south lake tahoe, California USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:32 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
jodiam: i can dogingerbread men but they 're only gud 4 dunking in coffee r keeping kids quiet...


That could be considered Man- Bashing .......!! scold
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jvaski south lake tahoe, California USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:34 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Lagoona22: How about stuffed peppers to go with that??...


My bet is they want THEIR peppers stuffed .........roll eyes
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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:37 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!




"How much sugar does this recipe call for..?".






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jvaski south lake tahoe, California USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:43 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Besides, Men don't like to be baked , they prefer the Grill head banger
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walley golden, British Columbia Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:58 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
rolling on the floor laughing to mutch tory ameos lol wink
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catwomen64 somewhere, New Jersey USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:01 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah: He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...

am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning
Bake me one off those also PLEASE
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:01 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Polarbutterfly: "How much sugar does this recipe call for..?".


How much do you have???grin
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nurcnurc Longwood, Florida USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:02 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
I don't bake, but I could drive to the bakery. laugh
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Kyrhah muenchen, Bayern Germany
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:04 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
taking on orders right now.... anybody got some ingredients to add to my recipe ???

grin
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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:06 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
wixomwizard: How much do you have???



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