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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:08 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Giant rolling pin...grin banana
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:10 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Can I have a eskimo pie with my piece of cake?yay grin
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:13 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah: He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...

am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning



Sorry I don't want a 'Perfect' man. After all there are none.Both sexes have flaws.laugh laugh
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Kyrhah muenchen, Bayern Germany
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:18 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Hey I lived near Myrtle Beach until four years ago...

Where were you, honeybear ???? Could maybe have persuaded me to stay there....wine
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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:18 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
wixomwizard: Can I have a eskimo pie with my piece of cake?












idea
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Farmer1 Fond du Lac, Wisconsin USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:19 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
I think your best bet is to look in the country For a good Farmer.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing You may find all you are looking for.grin
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:19 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah: Hey I lived near Myrtle Beach until four years ago...

Where were you, honeybear ???? Could maybe have persuaded me to stay there....


I was here...you just didn't check out the right places!!grin bouquet
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Kyrhah muenchen, Bayern Germany
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:22 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
mbcasey: I was here...you just didn't check out the right places!!


I sure guess so.... too bad, now I am stuck in Munich until April when I move to London, oh well....moping

Thanks for the flowers thoughyay
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trailertrash1963 hudson, Florida USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:22 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
gewiss........ you all say you want a perfect man...then when one even close comes along.....you run to the pill poppin, dope smokin, beer drinkin, cheatin, wife beatin, jailbird, no job havin looser's....................doh
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:23 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah: taking on orders right now.... anybody got some ingredients to add to my recipe ???



Just remember...































SIZE MATTERS rolling on the floor laughing
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:23 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah: I sure guess so.... too bad, now I am stuck in Munich until April when I move to London, oh well....

Thanks for the flowers though


Why did you leave me here...I mean, why did you move?
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:24 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
dcj22: Just remember...

SIZE MATTERS


Where is Bubbles when you need her?
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bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:24 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
dcj22: I don't have the counter space. Why do you think I'm here?


Lookin' for the ingredients?

love
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:27 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
I know...angel
dcj22: Just remember...

SIZE MATTERS
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bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:30 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Lagoona22: I know...


thumbs up

great hats too
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Kyrhah muenchen, Bayern Germany
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:31 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
mbcasey: Why did you leave me here...I mean, why did you move?


You would not like the REAL reason why I left the US.... besides that my mom was not to well and I wanted to live closer to home....

The real reason is; I guess now I can say it because he is already history anyways.... Shrub JR. !!!!! I think you can guess who I mean....you did not vote for him, did you??????wow uh oh grin
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Kyrhah muenchen, Bayern Germany
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:33 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
dcj22: Just remember...

SIZE MATTERS


...grin devil

I thought I had that covered under:

.... "well equipped"....angel
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:37 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
mbcasey: Where is Bubbles when you need her?



I know. I miss her being around!! rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:39 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah: ...

I thought I had that covered under:

.... "well equipped"....



thumbs up devil
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nurcnurc Longwood, Florida USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 12:41 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Lagoona22: I know...


Croissant heads are so becoming. grin
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