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Get a cup of neanderthal......

add a couple of spoonfuls of homo sapience.....

sprinkle generously with a touch of .......

Phoenician
Roman
Arab
French
Italian
British

and for that extra touch......

an overall dose of European too.....

and you get.......


ME!

Yeah I have a gingerbread recipe right here for you all you need now is the fairy godmother.

What shop should one find you? Gozo's Fine Euro-Continental Bakery?

uuhhh.... I think you are missing the point here; first off, it is spelled Homo Sapiens

secondly, Roman, French, Italian and British are European, sorry blokes, but the UK belongs to the European territory...

Think, one should think before typing.... it could be soooo embarrassing

Oh sh...t ! I just embarrassed myself !!!!

Romans = Italians !!!!!

Yeps....we're a bakery all right......caters for all too....

Hang on!!! I'm half-baked already.

Very little sugar here... mostly raw honey

Raw honey here, but I already offered some to Polarbutterfly, so don't use all of it ok?

that is so true, we can add more

Yeah, thank you
how about he cooks

DAMMIT!..................One year too old, but at least not 'half-baked!!

Who you callin' a loser... I was fired after they poisoned me, but I never done... well maybe smoke once in a while, but none of the other stuff. I swear... what happened to the WTF Emo

I'm gettin' sleepy again

This store is offering a sale on existing stock at a huge discount. We offer the bait-n-switch technique for women entering. You come looking for the perfect man and we give you what you can handle that has about 75% of your requirements. Once you drive it out off the lot it depreciates instantly. After 10 years you will be back looking for a trade-in.

You are looking for a big expensive SUV in the wrong economic. The current models are more efficient--looks good, goes further, and makes your neighbors wishing they had one!

Not only no... but HELL NO! Now he's a Loser with a capital L

You got that right, seen it many times

I have one

housebroken; yes

animal lover; yes, have hunted, and filled the freezer many times with tasty animals. Sometimes with my canine friends along for the quail of it.

taller than me by at least 4inches; kinda sounds like discrimination of the disabled, but I won't hold that against you.

intelligent; Your here, and I'm here. Which one of us is more intelligent?

sophisticated; I enjoy the recliner, or love seat, more then the sofa.

not dull; the last five pointed responses should answer that question.

educated; beyond worldly standards.

possessing soft skills; tenderizer always at the ready.

have a job; 24 hours a day, never being able to completely

relax. It's a tough job, but somebodies got to do it.

see a woman as his equal; You've got one of my ribs, I'd say we are equal.

know how to spell correctly at least in his own language; Yes, si, oui, be right back gotta pee.

about 42 to 52; Exact

be short haired; here, and there.

well equipped; A complete toolhouse.

not lazy and no layabout; see previous question, have a job.

interested in life beside pc; Interested, hell, I am life.

It's a beginning.

Ok then... I'm going to take a I'll take all ingredients, spice it up with mine and make a bigger, better, perfect man when I wake up

Application for the perfect man;
1.I am housebroken.I pee in the toilet(seat up, seat down)shower,lawn and any bush or tree available.( Ring 2 extra bonus points for watering flauna and flora).
2.Crazy about animals,care for my Hound , feed birds and squirrels.( Ring 20 extra bonus points for being humane).
3.I am 6ft.1in.tall.( Ring 1 bonus point for the extra inch).
4. I am intelligent and with at least 2 years college which makes me not overly intelligent.( Ring 1 bonus point).
5.For sophistication I sip beer wih my buddies and shoot pool.(Ring extra 20 bonus points).
6. I am never dull as I have many indoor and doutdoor activities loving to shoot strip pool here in my living room.( Ring 20 bonus points for inventing the game).
7.Educated then see line(4).( Ring 10 bonus points for catching you making an error, which once again proves my intelligence).
8.My soft skills amount to love making and being breast fed.(Ring 3 bonus points)
9.My job consists of spending Tax Free money.( Ring 20 extra bonus points).
10.All women are my equal as long as their 18 and over.( Ring 1 /2 extra bonus point).
11.Please note; all above words are spelled correctly.( Ring 11 extra bonus points).
12.I am 61 ;please note that it takes some men longer to achieve perfection.(Ring 61 bonus points)
13.I have no beard only a soft moustache used for tickling ladies innards.( Ring two bonus points).
14.I am short haired in more places than one.( Ring one bonus point).
15.I am considered well equipped and over 7 in.I won't tell exactly.( Ring an extra 8 winky bonus )points.
16.Not lazy and no lay about ?Please refer to;#5,#6.#8.9 (Ring 10 extra bonus points because you repeated yourself again).
17.Besides the PC I also have the millions of ICONS I keep fed and housed in my little ICON house by the Sea.(Ring 10 extra points for caring for extra life).See # 2,#5,#5,#8,#,9.Again you have repeated yourself.

What idjit made that list ?

Adios; Which is Spanish for "Goodbye" ring extra bonus points for speaking another language).