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Kyrhah: He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...

am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning

Diamond789: Application for the perfect man;
1.I am housebroken.I pee in the toilet(seat up, seat down)shower,lawn and any bush or tree available.( Ring 2 extra bonus points for watering flauna and flora).
2.Crazy about animals,care for my Hound , feed birds and squirrels.( Ring 20 extra bonus points for being humane).
3.I am 6ft.1in.tall.( Ring 1 bonus point for the extra inch).
4. I am intelligent and with at least 2 years college which makes me not overly intelligent.( Ring 1 bonus point).
5.For sophistication I sip beer wih my buddies and shoot pool.(Ring extra 20 bonus points).
6. I am never dull as I have many indoor and doutdoor activities loving to shoot strip pool here in my living room.( Ring 20 bonus points for inventing the game).
7.Educated then see line(4).( Ring 10 bonus points for catching you making an error, which once again proves my intelligence).
8.My soft skills amount to love making and being breast fed.(Ring 3 bonus points)
9.My job consists of spending Tax Free money.( Ring 20 extra bonus points).
10.All women are my equal as long as their 18 and over.( Ring 1 /2 extra bonus point).
11.Please note; all above words are spelled correctly.( Ring 11 extra bonus points).
12.I am 61 ;please note that it takes some men longer to achieve perfection.(Ring 61 bonus points)
13.I have no beard only a soft moustache used for tickling ladies innards.( Ring two bonus points).
14.I am short haired in more places than one.( Ring one bonus point).
15.I am considered well equipped and over 7 in.I won't tell exactly.( Ring an extra 8 winky bonus )points.
16.Not lazy and no lay about ?Please refer to;#5,#6.#8.9 (Ring 10 extra bonus points because you repeated yourself again).
17.Besides the PC I also have the millions of ICONS I keep fed and housed in my little ICON house by the Sea.(Ring 10 extra points for caring for extra life).See # 2,#5,#5,#8,#,9.Again you have repeated yourself.

What idjit made that list ?

Adios; Which is Spanish for "Goodbye" ring extra bonus points for speaking another language).

Kyrhah: He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...

am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning

beeorganic2: housebroken- Depends. Is an empty milk jug located next to the bed considered a viable alternative to a toilet?

animal lover- yes, especially ones that go with a salad and baked potato.

taller by 4+ inches- They still make lifts for shoes, yes? Facetiously serious, is there anything wrong with a guy wearing high stiletto heels? (okay, time for monty python's lumberjack song).

intelligent- Subjective. Being slightly more intelligent than Matt Damon still won't win me a Nobel peace prize in physics.

sophisticated- Metal note to self- no sporks allowed at restaurants with "Chez" in the name. Spaghetti is no longer a finger food.

not dull- Is being occasionally mundane acceptable?

educated- I knew a double degree from the University of Phoenix online would pay off someday. Time to go for the hat trick/tri-fecta- next degree will be locksmithing.

possessing soft skills- Not grunting during sex count?

have a job- does it matter if the profession is legal or illegal?

see a woman as my equal- I suppose I could, if I had to, I guess (Thank you Red Green).

spell correctly in ones own language- J'ai un grand crayon jaune. Ich habe einen großen gelben Bleistift.?????. Tengo un lápiz amarillo grande.

age 42 to 57- Not in dog years, correct?

possess no beard- I'll donate my "granny" beards of the world collection to the Smithsonian museum tomorrow.

be short haired- All over or just around the scalp area? Too premature to mention I suffer from male pattern Sasquatchism?

well equipped- radial arm saw, check. Hammer, check. Wrenches, check.

Not lazy- It's not easy gaining all this weight to play the role Jabba the Hut in the local community college stage play of Star Wars.

Interested in life besides PC- Printed Circuts are interesting; However, there is more to life than those... resistors, capacitors, and my favorite... the integrated circuit.

Kyrhah: He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...

am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning

Abram: housebroken; yes

animal lover; yes, have hunted, and filled the freezer many times with tasty animals. Sometimes with my canine friends along for the quail of it.

taller than me by at least 4inches; kinda sounds like discrimination of the disabled, but I won't hold that against you.

intelligent; Your here, and I'm here. Which one of us is more intelligent?

sophisticated; I enjoy the recliner, or love seat, more then the sofa.

not dull; the last five pointed responses should answer that question.

educated; beyond worldly standards.

possessing soft skills; tenderizer always at the ready.

have a job; 24 hours a day, never being able to completely

relax. It's a tough job, but somebodies got to do it.

see a woman as his equal; You've got one of my ribs, I'd say we are equal.

know how to spell correctly at least in his own language; Yes, si, oui, be right back gotta pee.

about 42 to 52; Exact

be short haired; here, and there.

well equipped; A complete toolhouse.

not lazy and no layabout; see previous question, have a job.

interested in life beside pc; Interested, hell, I am life.

It's a beginning.

Kyrhah: Sorry, but in my own experiences do I have never ever met an American guy who can even possibly match all the ingredients, let alone 20 percent of them....

Diamond789: Application for the perfect man;
1.I am housebroken.I pee in the toilet(seat up, seat down)shower,lawn and any bush or tree available.( Ring 2 extra bonus points for watering flauna and flora).
2.Crazy about animals,care for my Hound , feed birds and squirrels.( Ring 20 extra bonus points for being humane).
3.I am 6ft.1in.tall.( Ring 1 bonus point for the extra inch).
4. I am intelligent and with at least 2 years college which makes me not overly intelligent.( Ring 1 bonus point).
5.For sophistication I sip beer wih my buddies and shoot pool.(Ring extra 20 bonus points).
6. I am never dull as I have many indoor and doutdoor activities loving to shoot strip pool here in my living room.( Ring 20 bonus points for inventing the game).
7.Educated then see line(4).( Ring 10 bonus points for catching you making an error, which once again proves my intelligence).
8.My soft skills amount to love making and being breast fed.(Ring 3 bonus points)
9.My job consists of spending Tax Free money.( Ring 20 extra bonus points).
10.All women are my equal as long as their 18 and over.( Ring 1 /2 extra bonus point).
11.Please note; all above words are spelled correctly.( Ring 11 extra bonus points).
12.I am 61 ;please note that it takes some men longer to achieve perfection.(Ring 61 bonus points)
13.I have no beard only a soft moustache used for tickling ladies innards.( Ring two bonus points).
14.I am short haired in more places than one.( Ring one bonus point).
15.I am considered well equipped and over 7 in.I won't tell exactly.( Ring an extra 8 winky bonus )points.
16.Not lazy and no lay about ?Please refer to;#5,#6.#8.9 (Ring 10 extra bonus points because you repeated yourself again).
17.Besides the PC I also have the millions of ICONS I keep fed and housed in my little ICON house by the Sea.(Ring 10 extra points for caring for extra life).See # 2,#5,#5,#8,#,9.Again you have repeated yourself.

What idjit made that list ?

Adios; Which is Spanish for "Goodbye" ring extra bonus points for speaking another language).

hopefloats: What......no requirements for his man parts???? That's about the only thing you left out!

Kyrhah: He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...

am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning

Kyrhah: OH, but I did not !!!

see "well equipped"....

hopefloats: Is that a prejudice remark?

Kyrhah: Nope, definitely not !!!! I strongly reject that ... All I am stating is my own experience - and I have lived six years in the North West, six years in the Middle West and five years in the South East of the United States of America.

NO PREJUDICSM here, young lady - only pure observation

but I do not want to go into the educational system or into politics of the US any further - this was meant as a fun thread, nothing more and nothing less ...

Got it ????

hopefloats: Maybe the American guys won't think anything of it.

Kyrhah: Do you think I would care ? NOT

Hmmmm.... in the States there is a saying:

... if the shoe fits, put it on

Kyrhah: He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...

am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning

jlw45: i think all you need ,is an E-Z bake oven.......

Sparky55: I think I got all the ingrediants mixed and ready to go. I could use a littl incentive to make the dough rise though