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X_REBEL North Shore, Auckland New Zealand
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:30 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah: Look, there I wrote it the right way: ingredients
all you had to do is to copy it, if you don't know how to write it....

Anyway, why do the guys here put on this shoe - it DOES NOT FIT any of you !!!!

That is exactly why I would like to have someone BAKE ME A MAN with the mentioned ingredients


mmm...maybe you should get yourself a "blow up" doll...no need for a baker then....laugh
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X_REBEL North Shore, Auckland New Zealand
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:36 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah: He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...

am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning


life use to be peaceful and the women happy...happy with the husband the way he was...happy with having kids...happy accepting the way things were....what went wrong...confused sigh
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lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:42 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
X_REBEL: life use to be peaceful and the women happy...happy with the husband the way he was...happy with having kids...happy accepting the way things were....what went wrong...


We've grown to be wiser, that's all!


comfort thumbs up
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AmberR0SE Ventnor, New Jersey USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:45 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
paddie cake paddie cake bakers man.
roll him up roll him up throw him in the pan.
First comes love then come marriage
then comes stale bread which to disparage
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Kyrhah muenchen, Bayern Germany
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:47 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
AmberR0SE: paddie cake paddie cake bakers man.
roll him up roll him up throw him in the pan.
First comes love then come marriage
then comes stale bread which to disparage


... and then comes boredom and he or she have had enough of playing in the barbie doll house...

angel grin
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coolieno1 point fortin Trinidad and Tobago
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:48 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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JoAnn62 Singapore Singapore
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:51 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
He's out there for you, I am sure. Believe that and he'll walk in one day....; )

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Kyrhah muenchen, Bayern Germany
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:53 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
JoAnn62: He's out there for you, I am sure. Believe that and he'll walk in one day....; )



Are you trying to scare me now ????jaw drop hug grin
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dinncat limerick, Limerick Ireland
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:56 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
who is going to bake me a sugary Shakira ,with an added twist
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Kyrhah muenchen, Bayern Germany
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:57 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
dinncat: who is going to bake me a sugary Shakira ,with an added twist


hey open your own thread - this one is mine uh oh tongue grin
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Thu Jan 8, 2009 6:00 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah: Look, there I wrote it the right way: ingredients
all you had to do is to copy it, if you don't know how to write it....

Anyway, why do the guys here put on this shoe - it DOES NOT FIT any of you !!!!

That is exactly why I would like to have someone BAKE ME A MAN with the mentioned ingredients


One typo and we're all out of the running. laugh

Perhaps with all our faults it would be best to bake your own man...

BTW, the term is "If the shoe fits wear it" not "if the shoe fits put it on" Because of this earlier error and in keeping with your standards I must eliminate you as someone who could fit my shoelaugh

super
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dinncat limerick, Limerick Ireland
Thu Jan 8, 2009 6:01 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
if i bake yours will you bake mine or do i still have to thread it and saw it
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Kyrhah muenchen, Bayern Germany
Thu Jan 8, 2009 6:10 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Sparky55: One typo and we're all out of the running.

Perhaps with all our faults it would be best to bake your own man...

BTW, the term is "If the shoe fits wear it" not "if the shoe fits put it on" Because of this earlier error and in keeping with your standards I must eliminate you as someone who could fit my shoe



No problem... and I learned the saying exactly the way I wrote it.

You don't fit my shoe either, so what's the big deal here ????devil
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SophieDarin Paris, Ile-de-France France
Thu Jan 8, 2009 6:35 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
I wouldn't want a perfect man)) Jesus...only the idea of it is so freaky!!!
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lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Thu Jan 8, 2009 6:44 PM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Sparky55: One typo and we're all out of the running.

Perhaps with all our faults it would be best to bake your own man...

BTW, the term is "If the shoe fits wear it" not "if the shoe fits put it on" Because of this earlier error and in keeping with your standards I must eliminate you as someone who could fit my shoe


shock


Sparky, scold


kiss
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bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:40 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah: Do you think I would care ? NOT

Hmmmm.... in the States there is a saying:

... if the shoe fits, put it on


In the middle east throw it at an idiot in need of a reality checkrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:47 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
X_REBEL: life use to be peaceful and the women happy...happy with the husband the way he was...happy with having kids...happy accepting the way things were....what went wrong...


Advanced from the Victorian ageconfused
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bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:35 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah: Are you trying to scare me now ????


"Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle." ~Michealangelo

blushing
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:49 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
"...someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can make it, cause it took so long to bake it. And I'll never have that recipe again..."sigh
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bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:57 AM CST : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
hopefloats: Maybe the American guys won't think anything of it.


"Cogito, ergo sum... I think therefore I am." ~Descartees, Principles of Philosophyhandshake
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