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Diamond789: We Are In Trouble

DiamondWe are in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice!

Diamond789: We Are In Trouble

DiamondWe are in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice!

bodleing: With a national debt of around $53 trillion,

I think that works out around $150,000 per head.

Or $26.5 trillion for the both of you!!!

Good luck, but the picture's not that much better
in the UK.

Ambrose2007: What's a few trillion dollars these days? I thought you were going to scare us with some really big numbers!

bodleing: Ok, seeing as most of the money is owed to China,

Hows this for a big number, (might even be a couple of noughts missing)

$53 trillion or 362,321,240,899.9000 Chines Yuan.

But I think they want it back in dollars.

Ambrose2007: Gee, it sure is a good thing that China can't afford to cash in on that debt.

bodleing: True, but I think they're working on it.

Ambrose2007: Yeah, they were threatening it awhile back...but it's kind of like the rat threatening the cheese-maker...

bodleing: Should be no contest then,

but, the rat's making friends with a bear.