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hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 2:29 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
$7 SEX
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch
again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married so we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.

SHAME ON YOU FOR LAUGHING AT THAT...
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 2:34 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
hollandgirl: $7 SEX
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch
again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married so we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.

SHAME ON YOU FOR LAUGHING AT THAT...
OMGrolling on the floor laughing
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venere08 Beebylon, South Australia Australia
Thu Jan 8, 2009 2:55 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........


Oh, hollandgirl,

You have outdone yourself this morning!laugh

Hope all is well with you.

bouquet teddybear
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Tater springfield, Illinois USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 3:11 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
laugh laugh
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hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 4:26 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
venere08: Oh, hollandgirl,

You have outdone yourself this morning!

Hope all is well with you.


Lol am I okay? Does this thread not show you? rolling on the floor laughing
Still got sex on my mind so........?
That is a great indicator of how well I am.
How is your sex life care to tell us all about it? rolling on the floor laughing
Strictly for educational purposes you understand?
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reb56 carthage, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 4:30 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
dirty old men,need love,too.lol
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TurkishDelight Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Thu Jan 8, 2009 4:45 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:13 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
reb56: dirty old men,need love,too.lol


Now why call this guy a dirty old men?
You too will get there someday unless you die before.

doh
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hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:14 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
Smart couple eh? professor
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buzzy biddeford, Maine USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:20 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
Why should I be ashamed for laughing? It was damn funny!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:38 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That is one of the best sex jokes I've ever seen! I love it!
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hawk69 somewhere, New Jersey USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 6:55 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
Very well done rolling on the floor laughing
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 6:56 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
$7 sex...priceless!!laugh
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hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
buzzy: Why should I be ashamed for laughing? It was damn funny!


It is funny as all hell rolling on the floor laughing
I could just see myself performing in front of a doctor, yeah right! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
druidess6308: That is one of the best sex jokes I've ever seen! I love it!


Hi Drui always happy to make people laugh of course I myself laugh the hardest.
You have no idea the stuff that comes my way.
The sexiest stuff comes mostly from women.
Can't put it all on here though. Bummer! doh
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hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 7:45 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
mbcasey: $7 sex...priceless!!


Nothing senile about this old coger eh, you can't be the prize rolling on the floor laughing

Well this reminds me, (everything reminds me of something) rolling on the floor laughing
Many ions ago while living in California, at a dance this guy bought me a cup of coffee.
He then said; Your place or mine?
I told him for a cup of coffee?
That would make me a cheap ho.
He told me that I was very crude.
Lol, you asked for that one buster.rolling on the floor laughing
Bye the way who was the one that was crude? doh
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hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 7:46 PM CST : Sex therapy for the elderly...........$7 sex...........
hawk69: Very well done


Gives you idea's rolling on the floor laughing
thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
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