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My male dog snores. Not that loud, but he does. Occasionally, my female snores too, but usually it's my male.

I used to have a cat that snored! Too funny!

I once had to literally drag a cocker spaniel into the hall and close the bedroom door so that I could sleep. I couldn't even wake her! She was sucking in the walls!!

Oh don't tell me of snoring cats; I definitely can outdo that one

I got three tomcats, all love to sleep close to my pillow at night and one little kitten - well she is about eight months old -

ALL of them snore - and doggie girl is the base .... every night

That is ok though, since I do snore myself, too - I 've been told - but NOT while watching TV please !!!!!

this guy snores like a grizzly bear !!

So does mine,

she is as loud as can be,

she also farts sooo loudly

but it true love ,I love her !!

I know that feeling, poor dear

get him breath right nasal strips.

does not work ... tried it once on a great dane ....

I know a man who snored like a monster. I wished i could put him outside, just for the night. He rumbled and hummed tunes, like an amateur auditoning on Idols. I normally woke him up saying ' i have class in the morning.'

Then there was this one i loved, and didn't mind the noise.

I had a cat that snored, i loved her so much, and still do.

Even if I loved him to death,

I would smother him with a pillow or move him to the shed in
the garden if he snored.

I never not mind snoring

Its my most hated thing after vlad

What????

Hey, whatever happened to Vlad! He's probably snoring, as we speak.

No he induces snoring

Mortifying mortician.

I thought it was the joke about the man who comes home drunk and snores. The lady of the house had been told to stop a man from snoring to tie a ribbon on his manhood and he would stop. She did and he did! Then their dog started snoring so she looked and she had used all the blue ribbon on her husband, but she found some red ribbon and ties it on her dog. The dog stopped snoring. The drunk man wakes up in the morning and looked down....then looked at his dog.....back at himself. He then said proudly,"I don't know where we were last night but we came in first and second."

Yeah spot on !!

I used to put Bailey's head on a pillow, it did not stop it but ut got a lot quieter