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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:37 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
My dear why is cs good enough for you to write to me here, but yet you only want me to write you at your private yahoo address.
So you say I am your next lover, and I have touched your heart so.
And I am the first and only one
Dear we just met and you haven't opened my mail here. Dearest are you fishing for my birthday, why are you wanting it. laugh

I can see you are much younger than me and I replied to you sweetie and if cs is good enough for you to write me here than it is good enough for me.

So answer your mail Damit!!!



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kissmedeeply Petitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:38 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: My dear why is cs good enough for you to write to me here, but yet you only want me to write you at your private yahoo address.
So you say I am your next lover, and I have touched your heart so.
And I am the first and only one
Dear we just met and you haven't opened my mail here. Dearest are you fishing for my birthday, why are you wanting it.

I can see you are much younger than me and I replied to you sweetie and if cs is good enough for you to write me here than it is good enough for me.

So answer your mail Damit!!!


Oh lordy you did make onerolling on the floor laughing

Way to go Partner in Crimethumbs up devil
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:39 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
kissmedeeply: Oh lordy you did make one

Way to go Partner in Crime
Hey it's not any dumber than what we have seen lately. Maybe my future husband will read my mail now. Oh crap I told him he was too young. Oh man now I lost him and he doesn't even know it.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kissmedeeply Petitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:40 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: Hey it's not any dumber than what we have seen lately. Maybe my future husband will read my mail now. Oh crap I told him he was too young. Oh man now I lost him and he doesn't even know it.


He will now..if he reads thislaugh
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:40 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one, Lela!

Yep...all scamsters do the same thing...email you immediately with their yahoo/hotmail address and want you to respond there. Easiest way to spot one. wine
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kissmedeeply Petitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:40 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: Hey it's not any dumber than what we have seen lately. Maybe my future husband will read my mail now. Oh crap I told him he was too young. Oh man now I lost him and he doesn't even know it.


Yes but these threads make me laugh and have fun..the other
ones make me furiousvery mad
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:44 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
druidess6308: Good one, Lela!

Yep...all scamsters do the same thing...email you immediately with their yahoo/hotmail address and want you to respond there. Easiest way to spot one.
Oh yes That and over doing the buttering up on the first message, and not open what you do write to them here, thats another cluelaugh wink professor
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:45 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
kissmedeeply: Yes but these threads make me laugh and have fun..the other
ones make me furious
I know they do me too.comfort hug laugh
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:52 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
Come back Honey, Please, you left now and didn't read my mail.crying crying

I am Woman hear me roar I will not write you at you Yahoo or hotmail , Get that sweetheart.tongue devil rolling on the floor laughing
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:53 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: Oh yes That and over doing the buttering up on the first message, and not open what you do write to them here, thats another clue


I just don't bother to write here anymore to those. I delete immediately as soon as I see:

"You're an Angel on Earth, and your beauty could cause a train wreck. Why are you still single? My name is Wilson email me at...."

"I'm a GOD-FEARING man looking for a good, God-fearing wife, name is Johnson. Email me @...."

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I just laugh, and delete. And if it's really good, I might copy/paste it to a friend who's online to share the laughter!

cheers
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:55 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: Come back Honey, Please, you left now and didn't read my mail.

I am Woman hear me roar I will not write you at you Yahoo or hotmail , Get that sweetheart.



But he could be the one...I think you should rush right out and get the immigration papers started....wave wink smitten grin



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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:56 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
druidess6308: I just don't bother to write here anymore to those. I delete immediately as soon as I see:

"You're an Angel on Earth, and your beauty could cause a train wreck. Why are you still single? My name is Wilson email me at...."

"I'm a GOD-FEARING man looking for a good, God-fearing wife, name is Johnson. Email me @...."

I just laugh, and delete. And if it's really good, I might copy/paste it to a friend who's online to share the laughter!


Damn and I thought those were my best lines. rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:57 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
druidess6308: I just don't bother to write here anymore to those. I delete immediately as soon as I see:

"You're an Angel on Earth, and your beauty could cause a train wreck. Why are you still single? My name is Wilson email me at...."

"I'm a GOD-FEARING man looking for a good, God-fearing wife, name is Johnson. Email me @...."

I just laugh, and delete. And if it's really good, I might copy/paste it to a friend who's online to share the laughter!
Yeah usually I block then delete, which I will this one eventually, I wanted to see if a spammer will ever open the mail they get here, It's an interesting test. rolling on the floor laughing
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:58 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
Big_John: Damn and I thought those were my best lines.


Well...if I'd a known it was you, I would've responded. doh Try again...I promise to write this time. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

The "God-fearing" ones get me the most...and I seem to get a lot of them. "Good, God-fearing Christian man seeks same in wife"...sent to the Druidess. Yep, makes perfect sense to me!

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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:58 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
Hugz_n_Kissez: But he could be the one...I think you should rush right out and get the immigration papers started....
He says he is in kentucky but his hotmail address says UKlaugh wink
He wants a wifey so maybe I should write him and ask for his credit card info so I can buy my dress.professor devil
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:59 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
Hugz_n_Kissez: But he could be the one...I think you should rush right out and get the immigration papers started....
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 9:02 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
I especially like the ones from the 30 year old models from Uganda telling how they need an older man to love them. I could start my own United Nations from the spammer that has contacted me from almost every nation in the world, but yet I can't find a single women in southern Mississippi.
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Thu Jan 8, 2009 9:05 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: He says he is in kentucky but his hotmail address says UK
He wants a wifey so maybe I should write him and ask for his credit card info so I can buy my dress.



Of course he should pay for the wedding and the 10 course meal..for what...500 guests and the open bar too!!!!!!!!



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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 9:06 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
Hugz_n_Kissez: Of course he should pay for the wedding and the 10 course meal..for what...500 guests and the open bar too!!!!!!!!
And fly you and all of my friends to the wedding. I can't have my wedding without my bridesmaidshug laugh wink
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 9:06 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
Big_John: I especially like the ones from the 30 year old models from Uganda telling how they need an older man to love them. I could start my own United Nations from the spammer that has contacted me from almost every nation in the world, but yet I can't find a single women in southern Mississippi.
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