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CjTenorSax Atwater, Ohio USA
Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:59 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
Hi All,

Here's my latest one:


hello

you look so nice and pretty,by looking at you,you look resposible,i need a women i can start a new life with,since my wife left me with mt one kid which is 9 years of age,i will like to know more about you if you don"t mind here is my email address xxxxxxxxx @yahoo.com,i will like to hear from you soon.

Well, I always wanted a family but not enough for it to be the primary reason to move to Africa for. I guess I'm more RespoNsible than he thought: Not selling myself to the highest bidding Father. Oh BTW, you can tell he never read my profile.mumbling mumbling roll eyes roll eyes roll eyes
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:52 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: My dear why is cs good enough for you to write to me here, but yet you only want me to write you at your private yahoo address.
So you say I am your next lover, and I have touched your heart so.
And I am the first and only one
Dear we just met and you haven't opened my mail here. Dearest are you fishing for my birthday, why are you wanting it.

I can see you are much younger than me and I replied to you sweetie and if cs is good enough for you to write me here than it is good enough for me.

So answer your mail Damit!!!
Update on my spammer honey. Days ago he opened my mail finally. But all he wrote back was to tell me to write him on Yahoo, and that I wasn't too old for him. So I broke it off. crying rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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gypsykisses Port Huron, Michigan USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:45 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: My dear why is cs good enough for you to write to me here, but yet you only want me to write you at your private yahoo address.
So you say I am your next lover, and I have touched your heart so.
And I am the first and only one
Dear we just met and you haven't opened my mail here. Dearest are you fishing for my birthday, why are you wanting it.

I can see you are much younger than me and I replied to you sweetie and if cs is good enough for you to write me here than it is good enough for me.

So answer your mail Damit!!!



scold you leave my man alone!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:46 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
gypsykisses: you leave my man alone!!!
You can have him, I ditched himprofessor wink laugh laugh
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gypsykisses Port Huron, Michigan USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:05 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: You can have him, I ditched him



snooty no thank you, you can unditch him...laugh laugh
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:06 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
gypsykisses: no thank you, you can unditch him...
No I got it, let's feed him to the trollsprofessor wink rolling on the floor laughing
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gypsykisses Port Huron, Michigan USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:07 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: No I got it, let's feed him to the trolls




uh oh I don't wanna watchcrying
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:20 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
gypsykisses: I don't wanna watch
Close your eyes , I will feed him to the trolls.comfort laugh devil
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gypsykisses Port Huron, Michigan USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:24 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: Close your eyes , I will feed him to the trolls.




wow what if it is Rilly feeding the elves to the trolls instead...crying I can hear the scammers and elves scream...crying
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:25 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: Update on my spammer honey. Days ago he opened my mail finally. But all he wrote back was to tell me to write him on Yahoo, and that I wasn't too old for him. So I broke it off.



Damnit...the other 39 e-mails he sent must of all said no to the money orders....wave wink roll eyes rolling on the floor laughing uh oh
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:27 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
Hugz_n_Kissez: Damnit...the other 39 e-mails he sent must of all said no to the money orders....
Hello Sweetie laugh wave hug teddybear
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:28 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
gypsykisses: what if it is Rilly feeding the elves to the trolls instead... I can hear the scammers and elves scream...
That would make a horrible sound all of them screaming at once. Eeeeekuh oh wow laugh
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gypsykisses Port Huron, Michigan USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:28 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
Hugz_n_Kissez: Damnit...the other 39 e-mails he sent must of all said no to the money orders....




wave Hey Ladybouquet

you got some earplugs on ya????uh oh rolling on the floor laughing
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gypsykisses Port Huron, Michigan USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:30 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: That would make a horrible sound all of them screaming at once. Eeeeek




hmmm would the elves taste like cookies??? If so, are the elves tainted as well??? If so, would eating the elves kill the trolls??? If so, should you feed the scammers to the trolls first??? If so, would the elves escape??? If so, how would you catch them???
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:32 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
gypsykisses: Hey Lady

you got some earplugs on ya????



Hey dolls....yep brought some just in case....I always bring some with me...ya me...ya never know when ya might need them around there....wave wink listen to music uh oh laugh



hug kiss hug heart1
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:34 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
gypsykisses: would the elves taste like cookies??? If so, are the elves tainted as well??? If so, would eating the elves kill the trolls??? If so, should you feed the scammers to the trolls first??? If so, would the elves escape??? If so, how would you catch them???
Oh Dam my head is spinning now, I can't handle this, just just just do what you think is best.laugh laugh wink
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:37 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
gypsykisses: would the elves taste like cookies??? If so, are the elves tainted as well??? If so, would eating the elves kill the trolls??? If so, should you feed the scammers to the trolls first??? If so, would the elves escape??? If so, how would you catch them???



Yes...yes...yes....yes and yes...and with a butterfly net.....wave wink uh oh grin
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:39 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
Hugz_n_Kissez: Yes...yes...yes....yes and yes...and with a butterfly net.....
I am glad somebody had that under controllaugh wink wink
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gypsykisses Port Huron, Michigan USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:40 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
mylifewithu: Oh Dam my head is spinning now, I can't handle this, just just just do what you think is best.




wow did you eat their cookies???wow uh oh
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:42 PM CST : My Dearest Spammer Honey!!
gypsykisses: did you eat their cookies???
Yes I ate the cookies, is that why my head is spinninglaugh rolling on the floor laughing doh Oh craplaugh
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