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Jacko2 Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Fri Jan 9, 2009 6:10 AM CST : A little humour from the troops.....you may be Taliban if...


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat

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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 6:25 AM CST : A little humour from the troops.....you may be Taliban if...
Jacko2: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


You have a tank in your yard up on blocks! confused or would that be a Taliban redneck!! dunno
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Fri Jan 9, 2009 6:40 AM CST : A little humour from the troops.....you may be Taliban if...
On the Head!rolling on the floor laughing
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reb56 carthage, Missouri USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 6:44 AM CST : A little humour from the troops.....you may be Taliban if...
lol omg lol,we have alot of caves here,i dont know about goats lol.
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 7:05 AM CST : A little humour from the troops.....you may be Taliban if...
Your blow up love doll, looks like Osama.

You wear burka's if you're gay.grin
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Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Fri Jan 9, 2009 3:06 PM CST : A little humour from the troops.....you may be Taliban if...
Jacko2: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat



OMG....laugh
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optimusprimerib Minot AFB, North Dakota USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 3:18 PM CST : A little humour from the troops.....you may be Taliban if...
rolling on the floor laughing that is awesome!!!
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