shot3743: My nearest neighbour is about 150 yds away. He's a nice old geezer and he owns the donkey that is or maybe was - I can't remember if it's still there - on one of my profile pics.
He used to steal from me but he got the message that I didn't like it so he's stopped doing that. I told him through an interpreter that I would rather give him some cash than find my favourite screwdriver gone, just when I needed it. This is an admirable arrangement.
He's a bit hard of hearing and when I didn't understand a word of what he was saying he would repeat it at double the volume, thinking that he was talking too quietly.
Recently I've been downloading music from YouTube, mostly Italian oldies by Domenico Modugno like Volare and Ciao Ciao Bambino, and playing these over and over (and singing along) as loud as I can to see if anyone complains, but so far no reaction of any sort. In the other direction is the village cemetery and I haven't heard anything from them either.
OMG!! that is so much worse than what gos on here!!
Might just have to take you out!!! BANG