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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:12 PM CST : Computer Humor

START YOUR DAY

1.Open a new file in your PC.
2.Name it housework.
3.Send it to the recycle bin.
4. Empty the recycle bin.
5.Your PC will ask you,"Are you sure you want to delete
Housework permanently?"
6.Answer calmly, "Yes" and press the mouse button firmly.
7.Feel better?



A confused caller was having trouble printing documents.
He told the technician that the computer said that it,
"could not find the printer". The user had even tried
turning the computer screen to face the printer-- but his
computer still could not "SEE" the printer.
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p_seg Central, Xlokk Malta
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:21 PM CST : Computer Humor
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:22 PM CST : Computer Humor
I especially like that first one. uh oh laugh
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Imasquirly1 Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:36 PM CST : Computer Humor
hahaha...good one...too bad that by deleting the file for housework...that it doesn't delete the work itself....blues


better get to work I guess....grin
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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:43 PM CST : Computer Humor
second one its obviously a male computer what did you expectlaugh
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 4:28 PM CST : Computer Humor
gordy22222: second one its obviously a male computer what did you expect






WOW Gordy, I do believe you are saying the caller is
female.mumbling You are in soooo much trouble you
bugger.tongue Good thing you are far away right now. typing boxing
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 4:31 PM CST : Computer Humor
Oh, if only that first one would really eliminate housework! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 4:53 PM CST : Computer Humor
druidess6308: Oh, if only that first one would really eliminate housework!




My thoughts exactly Dru.laugh How are you? The weather
turned real nasty here. Layed down for a nap and the
sleet with a little snow turned into a lot of snow and
very strong winds. The caretakes is out snow blowing our
sidewalks right now. snowed in
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