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sassy49senior
Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
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Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:12 PM CST :
Computer Humor
START YOUR DAY
1.Open a new file in your PC.
2.Name it housework.
3.Send it to the recycle bin.
4. Empty the recycle bin.
5.Your PC will ask you,"Are you sure you want to delete
Housework permanently?"
6.Answer calmly, "Yes" and press the mouse button firmly.
7.Feel better?
A confused caller was having trouble printing documents.
He told the technician that the computer said that it,
"could not find the printer". The user had even tried
turning the computer screen to face the printer-- but his
computer still could not "SEE" the printer.
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:21 PM CST :
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dcj22
Somewhere, Kansas USA
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Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:22 PM CST :
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I especially like that first one.
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Imasquirly1
Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
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Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:36 PM CST :
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hahaha...good one...too bad that by deleting the file for housework...that it doesn't delete the work itself....
better get to work I guess....
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gordy22222
whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
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Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:43 PM CST :
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second one its obviously a male computer what did you expect
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sassy49senior
Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
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Fri Jan 9, 2009 4:28 PM CST :
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gordy22222:
second one its obviously a male computer what did you expect
WOW Gordy, I do believe you are saying the caller is
female.
You are in soooo much trouble you
bugger.
Good thing you are far away right now.
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druidess6308
Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
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Fri Jan 9, 2009 4:31 PM CST :
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Oh, if only that first one would really eliminate housework!
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sassy49senior
Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
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Fri Jan 9, 2009 4:53 PM CST :
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druidess6308:
Oh, if only that first one would really eliminate housework!
My thoughts exactly Dru.
How are you? The weather
turned real nasty here. Layed down for a nap and the
sleet with a little snow turned into a lot of snow and
very strong winds. The caretakes is out snow blowing our
sidewalks right now.
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