
one day a salesman knocked on a door an a little boy answered "where is your father little boy' he asked, the boy said" he's in the shower an he can't come to the door', where's your mother he said,
she also cannot come to the door for she's in the shower with dad. well then do you know when they will come out, the salesman asked,
the boy replied" i doubt it dad just asked me for vaseline,
i gave him super glue instead.