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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan .

After spending a great evening chatting the night

away, The next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.



However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,



'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,



'They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,



'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,



'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said,

'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted.

'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!



PLEASE DO YOUR PART

Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering at least one unstable person. My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine
druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
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HJ, I have to share this story here.

My last ex and I used to let the dogs clean the dishes before we put them in the dishwasher...which then sanitized them anyway. So, my parents were coming to visit, and my mom is a neat freak to the max...drives me nuts with it. She has done white glove inspections on my apartments before...no joke.

So...we gave serious thought to letting the dogs clean the plates and then putting them back in the cupboards...just to watch her appalled reaction.

Since I decided that I really didn't want to give my mom a heart attack, we abandoned the plan...but I told her about it later. She laughed, and said that if we had done that, she never would've eaten in my house again. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
druidess6308: HJ, I have to share this story here.

My last ex and I used to let the dogs clean the dishes before we put them in the dishwasher...which then sanitized them anyway. So, my parents were coming to visit, and my mom is a neat freak to the max...drives me nuts with it. She has done white glove inspections on my apartments before...no joke.

So...we gave serious thought to letting the dogs clean the plates and then putting them back in the cupboards...just to watch her appalled reaction.

Since I decided that I really didn't want to give my mom a heart attack, we abandoned the plan...but I told her about it later. She laughed, and said that if we had done that, she never would've eaten in my house again.



If my mother told me that, I would have kicked myself for not doing it while I had the chance...LOL
druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
pretzelman: If my mother told me that, I would have kicked myself for not doing it while I had the chance...LOL
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Indyfella indianapolis, Indiana USA



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CuspofMagic Adelaide, South Australia Australia
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KrazieStill Bristol, Connecticut USA
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
druidess6308:

So...we gave serious thought to letting the dogs clean the plates and then putting them back in the cupboards...just to watch her appalled reaction.


That sure does sound like something I would do..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
HJFinAZ: This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan .

After spending a great evening chatting the night

away, The next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.



However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,



'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,



'They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,



'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,



'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said,

'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted.

'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!



PLEASE DO YOUR PART

Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering at least one unstable person. My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine



The part about the dog washing the dishes reminds of when my stepdad used to let his dog lick his plate when he was through eating.It's a cute story.
mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
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DoznEggs Any town, New Jersey USA
HJFinAZ: This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan .

After spending a great evening chatting the night

away, The next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.



However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,



'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,



'They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,



'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,



'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said,

'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted.

'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!



PLEASE DO YOUR PART

Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering at least one unstable person. My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine


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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
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This man is getting me seriously hooked on his stuff....

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