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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.sigh
Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
The_Kansan: This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.
You're right,extremely serious!laugh wave



arranroot Athlone, Westmeath Ireland
Conrad73: You're right,extremely serious!


Perhaps if America stopped starting wars between other countries this would not happen? Just a thought.
The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
arranroot: Perhaps if America stopped starting wars between other countries this would not happen? Just a thought.


Perhaps if frogs had wings they wouldn't skin their arses when they jump?

doh

It's a joke! Sheesh! doh
Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
The_Kansan: This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.


Nice joke Kansan. How are things in Tenn?
Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
arranroot: Perhaps if America stopped starting wars between other countries this would not happen? Just a thought.
You ought to delve into your own History some,about '30's to '50's!
The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Sparky55: Nice joke Kansan. How are things in Tenn?


Rainy, Sparky. How's Alabama?wave
Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
The_Kansan: Rainy, Sparky. How's Alabama?


About the same. Hey, I'm heading up to Knowville on the 23rd. Going to check on a friend of mine who had a major stroke. Only 41 years old... But at least she's recovering. Anyway, I'm going to be there for the weekend, you guys live nar there?



Tater springfield, Illinois USA
laugh laugh



arranroot Athlone, Westmeath Ireland
The_Kansan: Perhaps if frogs had wings they wouldn't skin their arses when they jump?



It's a joke! Sheesh!


rolling on the floor laughing I didnt know they skinned their asses when they jumped. rolling on the floor laughing



arranroot Athlone, Westmeath Ireland
Conrad73: You ought to delve into your own History some,about '30's to '50's!


Ya I know Ireland is reputed for starting wars.



arranroot Athlone, Westmeath Ireland
On a serious note. Bin Laden showed every head case terrorist that America is an easy target. If a few groups like his join forces America will be turned into a war zone. America has that many foreign nationals that it would be almost impossible to defend against such an attack. The victims as always will be the innocent.

There three ways to deal with an enemy, get beat by them, beat them or befriend them. As much as America might not like the sound of it I think the third way is the best.
The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Sparky55: About the same. Hey, I'm heading up to Knowville on the 23rd. Going to check on a friend of mine who had a major stroke. Only 41 years old... But at least she's recovering. Anyway, I'm going to be there for the weekend, you guys live nar there?


You've got mail.
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA

I knew there was a reason I have not been able to reach
Dell on my PC the past couple of days. rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
arranroot: On a serious note. Bin Laden showed every head case terrorist that America is an easy target. If a few groups like his join forces America will be turned into a war zone. America has that many foreign nationals that it would be almost impossible to defend against such an attack. The victims as always will be the innocent.

There three ways to deal with an enemy, get beat by them, beat them or befriend them. As much as America might not like the sound of it I think the third way is the best.


And what, exactly, does any of this have to do with the O.P.?

Screw serious - IT WAS A JOKE! - and, I'm sorry, but this is one American who has had his fill of being preached to by folks who don't live here. IT WAS A JOKE! That means NOT SERIOUS. If you want a serious discussion on the subject, start your own thread. If, on the other hand, the subject matter merely offends you, you are welcome to leave the thread and/or report it to the moderators.

Rant off. laugh

Q: How many Taliban does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


























A: Two. (But don't ask me how they got in there!)
The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
arranroot: On a serious note. Bin Laden showed every head case terrorist that America is an easy target. If a few groups like his join forces America will be turned into a war zone. America has that many foreign nationals that it would be almost impossible to defend against such an attack. The victims as always will be the innocent.

There three ways to deal with an enemy, get beat by them, beat them or befriend them. As much as America might not like the sound of it I think the third way is the best.


And what, exactly, does any of this have to do with the O.P.?

Screw serious - IT WAS A JOKE! - and, I'm sorry, but this is one American who has had his fill of being preached to by folks who don't live here. IT WAS A JOKE! That means NOT SERIOUS. If you want a serious discussion on the subject, start your own thread. If, on the other hand, the subject matter merely offends you, you are welcome to leave the thread and/or report it to the moderators.

Rant off. laugh

Q: How many Taliban does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


























A: Two. (But don't ask me how they got in there!)
The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
OOPS! laugh
Taliban is here to stay and the Terror training schools in Pakistan will flurish . Terrorism is a reason to sustain any goverment in Paksitan and for the US to stay here given to the fact that the central Asian Crude reserve is largly unexlored and Russia is just top of that . Omar and Osama will never be caught and they keep sending messeges and video tapes till they meet their natural death .Pakistan will cooperate with the US no matter how many of their innocent citizens ,women and children are being shot down by the US army as a part of Osama hunting but they get theyr 30 Billion USD pay cheque in every year .US with Pakistand and Israel made the Mid east and South east asia the most dangerous place to live . Terror is a good excuse to sell arms in those troubled regions as well
jvaski south lake tahoe, California USA
The_Kansan: This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.


Whewwwwwwwww.........uh oh This really means WAR !
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
jvaski south lake tahoe, California USA
arranroot: Perhaps if America stopped starting wars between other countries this would not happen? Just a thought.


Ohhhhhh......... Thick ! doh doh doh




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