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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
bollywood: Taliban is here to stay and the Terror training schools in Pakistan will flurish . Terrorism is a reason to sustain any goverment in Paksitan and for the US to stay here given to the fact that the central Asian Crude reserve is largly unexlored and Russia is just top of that . Omar and Osama will never be caught and they keep sending messeges and video tapes till they meet their natural death .Pakistan will cooperate with the US no matter how many of their innocent citizens ,women and children are being shot down by the US army as a part of Osama hunting but they get theyr 30 Billion USD pay cheque in every year .US with Pakistand and Israel made the Mid east and South east asia the most dangerous place to live . Terror is a good excuse to sell arms in those troubled regions as well
And what is India's role in this whole Mess?dunno
LILLYLADY 10 Sneeze Town, Ohio USA
bollywood: Taliban is here to stay and the Terror training schools in Pakistan will flurish . Terrorism is a reason to sustain any goverment in Paksitan and for the US to stay here given to the fact that the central Asian Crude reserve is largly unexlored and Russia is just top of that . Omar and Osama will never be caught and they keep sending messeges and video tapes till they meet their natural death .Pakistan will cooperate with the US no matter how many of their innocent citizens ,women and children are being shot down by the US army as a part of Osama hunting but they get theyr 30 Billion USD pay cheque in every year .US with Pakistand and Israel made the Mid east and South east asia the most dangerous place to live . Terror is a good excuse to sell arms in those troubled regions as well



Bud, you're on the wrong thread here . This is Kansan's thread territory. If ya can't take his humor, then get out of here and jump over to starting your own thread. You'll have plenty of suporters for your cause on your own thread. Your story has been already said repititiously over and over again on the other threads in different words. Nothing new under the sun. Now leave the rest of us alone please so we can enjoy Kansans humor on this forum. Thank you!!
princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
arranroot: On a serious note. Bin Laden showed every head case terrorist that America is an easy target. If a few groups like his join forces America will be turned into a war zone. America has that many foreign nationals that it would be almost impossible to defend against such an attack. The victims as always will be the innocent.

There three ways to deal with an enemy, get beat by them, beat them or befriend them. As much as America might not like the sound of it I think the third way is the best.


Does that include the IRA??
LILLYLADY: Bud, you're on the wrong thread here . This is Kansan's thread territory. If ya can't take his humor, then get out of here and jump over to starting your own thread. You'll have plenty of suporters for your cause on your own thread. Your story has been already said repititiously over and over again on the other threads in different words. Nothing new under the sun. Now leave the rest of us alone please so we can enjoy Kansans humor on this forum. Thank you!!


You dont own any territory here and Taliban is not a humour You cannot make humour out ouf an Humanitarian crisis you have imposed upon third world countries.Nothing is new under the sun even your rotten sense of humour .I have lot of supporters for my cause but you dont have for your arrogance ..dare you shut me out ..creep
lovaboy Big Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
rolling on the floor laughing You crack me up man.....hug <--manly hug...laugh cheers

hehe
Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
bollywood: You dont own any territory here and Taliban is not a humour You cannot make humour out ouf an Humanitarian crisis you have imposed upon third world countries.Nothing is new under the sun even your rotten sense of humour .I have lot of supporters for my cause but you dont have for your arrogance ..dare you shut me out ..creep
Is your only purpose in life to be a Pain in the Rear of other People?doh Sheeeeeeshdoh
Conrad73: Is your only purpose in life to be a Pain in the Rear of other People? Sheeeeeesh
laugh .Thats a good one ..



wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Sheesh, we really pissed them off this time...I just hope they don't make the snow removal teams unionize here in Michigan, we'll really be screwed.blues moping mumbling grin
LILLYLADY 10 Sneeze Town, Ohio USA
bollywood: You dont own any territory here and Taliban is not a humour You cannot make humour out ouf an Humanitarian crisis you have imposed upon third world countries.Nothing is new under the sun even your rotten sense of humour .I have lot of supporters for my cause but you dont have for your arrogance ..dare you shut me out ..creep



Talk about arrogance,it is you that is very arrogant. You don't only insult me, you downright insult others here. If you want to be mad, be mad.... that's fine. It is your right. There is enough serious threads that you can post your views on and stay mad on. So if you want to want to keep antagonizing me or become verbally abusive in any way to any of us here, it would not do you well.
Frankly, I'm not interested in who supports your cause or your sense of humor either. And you say that I personally have imposed a humanitarian crisis on third world countries? What are you smoking? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
venere08 Adelaide and Tuscany, South Australia Australia


some do like to infiltrate....



...in every place possible doh

sigh
Drewski Olds, Alberta Canada
Lilly
In response to: Talk about arrogance,it is you that is very arrogant.


Lilly, BW is a bit of a racist who views anything not of dark skin as not knowing what is going on. Forgive him but, his views are actually quite intellectual for his geo political propagandist location.

LILLYLADY 10 Sneeze Town, Ohio USA
Drewski: Lilly

Lilly, BW is a bit of a racist who views anything not of dark skin as not knowing what is going on. Forgive him but, his views are actually quite intellectual for his geo political propagandist location.


I can forgive BW for his political propaganda as I really don't give one hoot about his political views. He doesn't live in the U.S. . So he really doesn't have a clue as to the large amount of middle eastern and Indian/Pakistani immigrants that run our motels, convenience stores, taxis, gas stations. They do an honest job to make a living to support their families. And there is no problem with that. But BW's humor stinks and that is a fact!!
Some humor is necessasry in this day and age and Kansan has said it right on this thread. As a truckdriver, Kansan no doubt has seen much in his travels of the U.S., so he writes as he see it. It is not a serious thread.
Next BW will be saying that there are no caucasian/American jokes in his country so we are wrong to make any foreigner jokes in our country. However, there is plenty of America bashing done on these forums anyway in place of the outlawing of caucasian/American jokes in his country.
You are correct, he is the racist especially accusing me personally of causing the humanitarian crisis in 3rd world countries. Or else he is smoking something else besides tobacco in his peace pipe. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing His smile doesn't fool me.grin
One at a time friends laugh you are attacking me like a pack of wolves ..laugh United colur of Benneton . Well just look at your reply and see urself who are racists here ? YOu are right Midlle esterners ,Indians and Pakistanis run your motels/convenient stores and Taxis .But they are also running your big corporations as well ..City group ,Pepsi to name a few. Kalpana Chawala and SUnita williams had Brown skin some of the seniour adivsorers for Obama are of India Origin .40% of Microsoft employes and 25% Nasa Sientists are Indians .IBM has more Engieers in India than in the US. Intels biggest plant has started operating in India .Visteon is taken over by TATA group of India .Fords Jagaur and Landrover is a tata brand now .Your RitZ hotel grop is an Indian company now . Tetely is indian .Corus Steel is Indian all run by brown skinned peopleIf it is not for markets like India and China and Brazil your Iconic compaines would have collaped more faster .If not for the blood stained oil from Middle eastern countries your SUVs would not have run on the road .This is where they sell the products to feed your nation. and your current president himself is dark skinned with an afrincan/Middle eastern heritage. If it is not for markets like India and China and Brazil your Iconic compaines would have collaped more fasted.Baby ..you are not connected to the realities .yes there is an infiltration happening but its in a posative way and its just not to surprass your rights . I Know you all have problem with Barak Obams Skin but the fact is that Two dark skinned people are going to write your destiny . Obama and Osama .so lets forget the bad jokes here ...good bye
venere08: some do like to infiltrate....
...in every place possible


I agree like the deported convicts and criminalsfrom British empire infitrated the Australia doh
Drewski Olds, Alberta Canada
BW
In response to: One at a time friends laugh you are attacking me like a pack of wolves .


I hope you were not referring to me as I certainly was not. You are a racist which is a fact and not a slur. You painted all of Pakistan with one broad brush, told me that because I am white (which I am not) that I have no knowledge of such things and didn't like Obama, boasted of your skin color and here, you keep track of racial statistics for some odd reason.

Yes, race is very important to you. And yours is the best I surmise given the way you bragged about your heritage and lack of Pepsi and fries consumption while you brought it to our attention that you are of the oldest civilization on earth. Fine, but you have some pretty old ideas that we, of the modern world, have overcome for the most part but your caste society and racist attitudes just can't shake.
Drewski: BW

I hope you were not referring to me as I certainly was not. You are a racist which is a fact and not a slur. You painted all of Pakistan with one broad brush, told me that because I am white (which I am not) that I have no knowledge of such things and didn't like Obama, boasted of your skin color and here, you keep track of racial statistics for some odd reason.

Yes, race is very important to you. And yours is the best I surmise given the way you bragged about your heritage and lack of Pepsi and fries consumption while you brought it to our attention that you are of the oldest civilization on earth. Fine, but you have some pretty old ideas that we, of the modern world, have overcome for the most part but your caste society and racist attitudes just can't shake.


DOnt get personal please laugh I keep trak of things .and I am certianly proud of my heritage and the culture I come from .What you call modern world is not mordern at all . I guess we need to know what is modern .

YOu make me laugh my friend ..laugh I am born in Karachi and lived my 25 years of life in Pakistan. My ex is a Pak muslim and my children still live there . I know these countires Pak /India/Afgan than any of you here . I know how hard its for a non muslim to live there .I am sure if you are a pakistani u Understand this so dont preach . You only have ideas formed thourh watching a few western channles and reading Hindustantimes online. If you are from the US and you consider urself from a modern society ? which nuked millions and killed another few millions around the world to meet political end .?
Drewski Olds, Alberta Canada
BW
In response to: DOnt get personal please


I certainly was not. Those comments I made were from exchanges with you on a Mumbai blog we both talked on where you said that because I was white I could not understand anything in that part of the world and that because you were of copper skin could.

I'm very happy you are proud of your heritage however, am not happy that you assume where I have or have not been in my 52 years and, just assume that all people who are not you are white. I certainly am not assuming that you have never been to North America to check out it's culture nor am I assuming that you have never looked at my profile to see that I am Canadian and as such, have never nuked anybody much less had nuclear weapons since the sixties.

Point is, don't generalize. Know what you are talking about. Being racist is alright, it's just an opinion but when you bring it forth in various ways as if it's an actual fact or point that has merit, it is indicative of a person who is one big idiot, no matter where they are from or how old or new their civilization is.
vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
KANSAN..........sorry for shoutin but your a long way away..........We need your Big stick and quick wit to sort this out........

laugh
Drewski: BW

I certainly was not. Those comments I made were from exchanges with you on a Mumbai blog we both talked on where you said that because I was white I could not understand anything in that part of the world and that because you were of copper skin could.

I'm very happy you are proud of your heritage however, am not happy that you assume where I have or have not been in my 52 years and, just assume that all people who are not you are white. I certainly am not assuming that you have never been to North America to check out it's culture nor am I assuming that you have never looked at my profile to see that I am Canadian and as such, have never nuked anybody much less had nuclear weapons since the sixties.

Point is, don't generalize. Know what you are talking about. Being racist is alright, it's just an opinion but when you bring it forth in various ways as if it's an actual fact or point that has merit, it is indicative of a person who is one big idiot, no matter where they are from or how old or new their civilization is.


The more you talk more flakes comming out .what is that you are tring to point out ? .I have never commneted on your way of life in north America . Where is you talk as though you are in the southasian reagion . just because you read some asian news papers online . You are far connected from the realities here .you have no clue what is happening here other that what u get through CNN and Fox news ? its is the biggest indication of an Idiot though you claim from a "Modern society". I dont have to assume where you have been in your 52 years of life ,thats none of my businees. silence is better when you dont know things .You are white or brown or purple is not going to affect me .its not my concern .but stop strat preaching me on things which you have no Idea .
The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
vinny1967: KANSAN..........sorry for shoutin but your a long way away..........We need your Big stick and quick wit to sort this out........


super cowboy

Ok, here's the straight skinny: This same joke has been around, in one form or another, for more than 1,000 years. Whilst doing research on comedy and humor in various cultures/countries, I've seen at least fifty different translations of this same joke. American indians even had a version of it concerning the Indo-Europeans that "invaded" the North American Continent.

For every joke out there that makes some folks bust a gut laughing, there will be others who take offense to to it. The simple fact is that if humor weren't cruel, it wouldn't be humor. Even the most innocent joke or funny story is making light of or "poking fun at" someone/something.

The difference I've noticed over the years of telling jokes and writing comedy is that those who scream loudest when a joke/story is told about their particular race/nationality/skin color/football team/favorite brand of automobile, etc... are, themselves, the most short sighted, racist, least tolerant, most unforgiving, etc... These folks are also the same ones who laugh the loudest when the same joke or story is told about a different culture/losing team/favorite auto, etc...

Then of course, you also have those who simply are not happy unless they're pointing fingers at someone else. Like petulant children wanting a piece of candy because of the shiny wrapper, they won't hush until you ignore them. (Make the mistake of giving them the candy and they'll only whine for another piece in a different wrapper.)

There's an old joke that I could slip in here - and because I'm a truckdriver, I'll use that as the subject, but one could also substitute nearly any profession/ person's name and/or nationality - Q: What's the difference between a truckdriver and a puppy? A: After about six weeks, the puppy will stop whining!laugh



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