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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
I think the taliban can be wiped out by doing two things. Send them toilet seats and then send them our women. They will be too busy fighting about toilet seats up or down to fight anymore. World peace....... except for them! poor Taliban....I feel bad now!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Antjo39 Pucara, Puno Peru
RillyNiceGuy: I think the taliban can be wiped out by doing two things. Send them toilet seats and then send them our women. They will be too busy fighting about toilet seats up or down to fight anymore. World peace....... except for them! poor Taliban....I feel bad now!

You are trying the open-mindedness of Western women by mentioning their nerve-wrecking "put the toilet seat down".
Good luck.
LILLYLADY 10 Sneeze Town, Ohio USA
The_Kansan: Ok, here's the straight skinny: This same joke has been around, in one form or another, for more than 1,000 years. Whilst doing research on comedy and humor in various cultures/countries, I've seen at least fifty different translations of this same joke. American indians even had a version of it concerning the Indo-Europeans that "invaded" the North American Continent.

For every joke out there that makes some folks bust a gut laughing, there will be others who take offense to to it. The simple fact is that if humor weren't cruel, it wouldn't be humor. Even the most innocent joke or funny story is making light of or "poking fun at" someone/something.

The difference I've noticed over the years of telling jokes and writing comedy is that those who scream loudest when a joke/story is told about their particular race/nationality/skin color/football team/favorite brand of automobile, etc... are, themselves, the most short sighted, racist, least tolerant, most unforgiving, etc... These folks are also the same ones who laugh the loudest when the same joke or story is told about a different culture/losing team/favorite auto, etc...

Then of course, you also have those who simply are not happy unless they're pointing fingers at someone else. Like petulant children wanting a piece of candy because of the shiny wrapper, they won't hush until you ignore them. (Make the mistake of giving them the candy and they'll only whine for another piece in a different wrapper.)

There's an old joke that I could slip in here - and because I'm a truckdriver, I'll use that as the subject, but one could also substitute nearly any profession/ person's name and/or nationality - Q: What's the difference between a truckdriver and a puppy? A: After about six weeks, the puppy will stop whining!



You have summed it up quite well Kansan! BW is able to point a finger and whine and accuse someone else of racism (accusing me personally of causing a Humanitarian crisis in 3rd world countries) but is very shortsighted and cannot see it in himself.....even when it is pointed out to him by various CS members. It's typical that somehow the accuser always accuses people of attacking them when someone points out to them that they are using racist wording. heart wings
LILLYLADY: You have summed it up quite well Kansan! BW is able to point a finger and whine and accuse someone else of racism (accusing me personally of causing a Humanitarian crisis in 3rd world countries) but is very shortsighted and cannot see it in himself.....even when it is pointed out to him by various CS members. It's typical that somehow the accuser always accuses people of attacking them when someone points out to them that they are using racist wording.


Well my friends..As I wanted to point out the fact that Taliban and Osama is no more a stuff for joke . your violent verbal abuse on me and invlovement in posting big blogs shows that how seriously you are taking Osama and Taliban.laugh There are a plenty of jokes in your great country .make fun of them and leave osama and taliban for some serious discussions . I have seen a few Gentlemen fighting hard .oepning their life history .using very abusive languages to prove their point .God bless them and they are not worth answering tho . I have also witnessed how a dark skinn is hated in your open and free world .you have gone to an extent to make joke of everthhing and you urself has become a big joke in this emerging ecomomy .well done my friends ..I wll reapper in your next joke blog .until then good byetongue peace
Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
bollywood: Well my friends..As I wanted to point out the fact that Taliban and Osama is no more a stuff for joke . your violent verbal abuse on me and invlovement in posting big blogs shows that how seriously you are taking Osama and Taliban. There are a plenty of jokes in your great country .make fun of them and leave osama and taliban for some serious discussions . I have seen a few Gentlemen fighting hard .oepning their life history .using very abusive languages to prove their point .God bless them and they are not worth answering tho . I have also witnessed how a dark skinn is hated in your open and free world .you have gone to an extent to make joke of everthhing and you urself has become a big joke in this emerging ecomomy .well done my friends ..I wll reapper in your next joke blog .until then good bye
Has nothing to do with your Color,but everyting with your abrasive Personality.Think about it when you once more reread the Posts.
LILLYLADY 10 Sneeze Town, Ohio USA
bollywood: Well my friends..As I wanted to point out the fact that Taliban and Osama is no more a stuff for joke . your violent verbal abuse on me and invlovement in posting big blogs shows that how seriously you are taking Osama and Taliban. There are a plenty of jokes in your great country .make fun of them and leave osama and taliban for some serious discussions . I have seen a few Gentlemen fighting hard .oepning their life history .using very abusive languages to prove their point .God bless them and they are not worth answering tho . I have also witnessed how a dark skinn is hated in your open and free world .you have gone to an extent to make joke of everthhing and you urself has become a big joke in this emerging ecomomy .well done my friends ..I wll reapper in your next joke blog .until then good bye


If you don't like someone's joke, then don't answer it. Kansan did not ask for an answer. But since you stuck your Pinochio nose and cheap smilegrin into a meatgrinder at this point, I will bite into you and let you know that you are not worth a scab on a gnat's butt. And that's definitely very violently verbally abusive? You don't like to be attacked, then don't put your nose into the meat grinder unless you are ready to be someone's hamburger meat next.
You're economy would collapse if the Americans didn't buy your cheap overseas junk. Your stuff falls apart very quickly. It is a great loss to our economy to ship our WHITE PEOPLES jobs oversees to you. You personally are the big joke on CS here and ya don't like it when people on forums and blogs identify you as the racist you are. You always make color an issue which to prove your color skin as a superiority over any other race. WRONG..WRONG..WRONG! I just had to put the WHITE PEOPLES wording in as that is the only way you as a racist seem to identify a caucasian person.very mad Stop using skin color as your winning point. It doesn't mount to a hill of beans in the whole scheme of life. WAKE UP!
LILLYLADY 10 Sneeze Town, Ohio USA
RillyNiceGuy: I think the taliban can be wiped out by doing two things. Send them toilet seats and then send them our women. They will be too busy fighting about toilet seats up or down to fight anymore. World peace....... except for them! poor Taliban....I feel bad now!


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rizlared Chizhou, Anhui, Shanghai China
Wasn't the taliban something you wore around you neck to ward off evil spirits


Usually had made in India stamped on the back
rizlared Chizhou, Anhui, Shanghai China
bollywood: Well my friends..As I wanted to point out the fact that Taliban and Osama is no more a stuff for joke . your violent verbal abuse on me and invlovement in posting big blogs shows that how seriously you are taking Osama and Taliban. There are a plenty of jokes in your great country .make fun of them and leave osama and taliban for some serious discussions . I have seen a few Gentlemen fighting hard .oepning their life history .using very abusive languages to prove their point .God bless them and they are not worth answering tho . I have also witnessed how a dark skinn is hated in your open and free world .you have gone to an extent to make joke of everthhing and you urself has become a big joke in this emerging ecomomy .well done my friends ..I wll reapper in your next joke blog .until then good bye


Going so soon, oh and I was just warming up I am in real need of a good laugh too
LILLYLADY 10 Sneeze Town, Ohio USA
Bolly will be back Riz. Maybe he's at work or went to sleep for a bit. Love your light humor there guy. You are keeping in line with Kansans original thread humor as it was suppossed to be.grin
rizlared Chizhou, Anhui, Shanghai China
LILLYLADY: Bolly will be back Riz. Maybe he's at work or went to sleep for a bit. Love your light humor there guy. You are keeping in line with Kansans original thread humor as it was suppossed to be.


Sure he will, once he's gone back to his mentors for some more propaganda crap.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




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