DoznEggs: I saw a lady at the deli counter today in real short silky type shorts. I didn't stare cause that would be rude, but gee whiz, it's 30 some degress out!
If a kid came along and stuck his tongue to her leg on a triple dog dare, they'd have to call the fire dept.
Not to mention the police & a shrink!!
"You'll put an eye out, kid!"