Worst Drunken Message you ever sent?

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Wednesday74 Central, Florida USA
Wow this brings back some memories for me! I was up all night once with a few relatives, including a Cousin that was visiting. Keep in mind he only lives in the next county over. Well, the 5 of us stayed up all night drinking. At about 3AM, I realized I had to be at work in 3 hours!! So, my very drunk Cousin called my boss! With his very southern twang, proceeded to tell my boss that I wasn't coming in because he was from Australia (of all places) and wanted to visit with me!!

I went to work but I was totally waxed and don't remember that day. wow rolling on the floor laughing
Wednesday74 Central, Florida USA
For the record, that was ages ago, during my drinking days! laugh



Tater springfield, Illinois USA
WAHT mekes u tink, i did ebber send sombodie a mesege messge messeage meseger (note) wen I bein drinkin huh?
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
I can never remember them. I have three cases now in my life of drunken phone calls. doh

The first one, I don't even know who I called. That was about 20+ years ago, using the phone in the bar, at about 1 am. Nobody that I know has ever complained about that call, so god only knows who it was. laugh

The other two are a bit more recent, and one at least went to VM. Both of these were to the same person. The other call to him was at 2 am, and all I remember is that he answered his phone. I have no clue what I said after I heard his voice, and how long he actually stayed on the phone to listen to my drunken rambling. And he's never told me, so I gave up asking him. sigh It's good to have good friends that care enough about you, though, to call you the next day after that and make sure that you're okay. wine

But, it's part of why I don't drink any more, and why his number is no longer on my speed dial. laugh
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
I said 'No I won't sleep with you, on a first date'. Turned out he had 9 inches doh missed that one sigh
sxc666: I said 'No I won't sleep with you, on a first date'. Turned out he had 9 inches missed that one
Nine inches of what?dunno confused

rolling on the floor laughing



coolieno1 point fortin Trinidad and Tobago
lancomegirl: Excuse and ignore if this has been done before, Last night had one too many with the girls and sent few Drunken messages, both text and on Cs, just wondering whats been your worst?
well while i was totally drunk i wrote a text to a girl saying her husband was hott, not me an blue vodka again.



Tater springfield, Illinois USA
sxc666: I said 'No I won't sleep with you, on a first date'. Turned out he had 9 inches missed that one


well you should of went all the way with me that night, I guess it was your loss after all huh hun...comfort laugh



princessadele murray bridge, South Australia Australia
sorry cant remeber
shakespeare09 Shelby Twp., Michigan USA
"Erica, seriously...you better be naked by the time I get home!!"

...her name was Elizabeth...ouch!

-That was a rough night.frustrated




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