Perfect day........
Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:11 PM CST : Perfect day........
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER.
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45 Catch sight of boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3.00 Nap
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7.30 Candle lit dinner with champagne for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10.00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 Alarm
6.15 B**w job
6.30 Massive satisfying s*t while reading the sports section
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast
7.30 Limo arrives
7.45 Several Whiskeys en-route to airport
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 Limo to St Andrews Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9.45 Play front nine (2 under)
11.45 Lunch: Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12.15 B**w job
12.30 Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)
2.30 Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all nude all female crew
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked supermodel
6.45 S**t,Shower and Shave
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn legalised
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953)
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Cohiba cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day; England beating France 11-0
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snack and a VB
11.30 A night cap b**Wjob
11.45 In bed alone
11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
11:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.
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