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hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada

They're Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins!
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services (Summer, 2007 Release).


The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I Will Not Pass This Way Again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - Prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday : 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours'

Have a great Sunday
rolling on the floor laughing
Dusty45 Louisville, Kentucky USA
They were ALL great. laugh

"Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help."

Pretty good.
hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Dusty45: They were ALL great.

"Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help."

Pretty good.


No one does proef reading eh?
You can often read some good ones outside the church.
On their bullitin boards.
They are most of the time spot on.

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Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Bless you for the laughs holland.laugh
hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Abram: Bless you for the laughs holland.



Any time Abram. handshake
hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Charli15695: Priceless!


I can always count on my friends to supply with me this kind of stuff.
I really needed the laugh today myself.
hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Charli15695: Priceless!



Hi Charli do you have people like these in Texas too? rolling on the floor laughing
hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
The red nose spray on the altar is in celebration of the Smith's 25th wedding anniversary.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in school days.
Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn't seen in years.
Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
This Friday is our annual church hayride. Bring a pack of hot dogs and guns. We'll have a good time.
Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
Thursday night—Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when reverend Jack Graham supplied our pulpit.
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green, who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Don't let worry kill you — let the church help.
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer.
TurkishDelight Dublin, Dublin Ireland
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.Sounds familiarlaugh
hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
TurkishDelight: The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.Sounds familiar


There are several along that line really funny me thinks. rolling on the floor laughing

Hey Turkey that "stuff" is melting now lol
hollandgirl Somewhere in B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Hello hope any that were your favorites.
Most are funny to me. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




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