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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:34 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
Just a few minutes ago, I almost drown. I was standing in the shower and had washed my feet. The soap on my feet made them slip out from under me. I sat down hard in the shower. my butt formed a suction on the floor and I couldn't get up. Worse... part of my butt covered the drain. I could not reach to turn off the water. The water rose higher and higher, then just as I was about to go under....the tacos I had earlier gave me gas....I pooted breaking the suction and I stood up, and the water began to drain. Taco Bell saved my life!

Would I lie to you!innocent





rolling on the floor laughing
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:35 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
I ate at Taco Bell tonight so I am safe to shower later. tongue
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:38 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
Big_John: I ate at Taco Bell tonight so I am safe to shower later.



I wonder if they can use that to sell more tacos. Hey! i could be in a commercial!....pooting in a shower....on national TV. professor
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jeepers Cowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:38 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
Don't have a Taco Bell on St.Thomas !! uh oh
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Shirley49WV New Haven, West Virginia USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:38 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
ROFLMAO thumbs up
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:40 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
jeepers: Don't have a Taco Bell on St.Thomas !!


We will all pray for you then.comfort
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:41 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
Shirley49WV: ROFLMAO



I the biggest ole fib. rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:41 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
RillyNiceGuy: Just a few minutes ago, I almost drown. I was standing in the shower and had washed my feet. The soap on my feet made them slip out from under me. I sat down hard in the shower. my butt formed a suction on the floor and I couldn't get up. Worse... part of my butt covered the drain. I could not reach to turn off the water. The water rose higher and higher, then just as I was about to go under....the tacos I had earlier gave me gas....I pooted breaking the suction and I stood up, and the water began to drain. Taco Bell saved my life!

Would I lie to you!
Omg Len , you have a wild imagination, and I couldve fallen out of my chair on that one.tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause
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jeepers Cowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:42 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
RillyNiceGuy: We will all pray for you then.
Your prayers are welcome but now you've got me wanting to eat Taco Bell and fart in the shower !! Can you fax me a taco ?? moping
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:43 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
mylifewithu: Omg Len , you have a wild imagination, and I couldve fallen out of my chair on that one.



careful! eat tacos first if you have a slick floor and are naked.rolling on the floor laughing
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KrazieStill Bristol, Connecticut USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:43 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thanks for the laugh, damn you're funny.laugh
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:44 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
jeepers: Your prayers are welcome but now you've got me wanting to eat Taco Bell and fart in the shower !! Can you fax me a taco ??


I'll fax you one tomorrow!rolling on the floor laughing
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Shirley49WV New Haven, West Virginia USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:44 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
RillyNiceGuy: I the biggest ole fib.


I've noticed that about you. tongue
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:44 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
RillyNiceGuy: I wonder if they can use that to sell more tacos. Hey! i could be in a commercial!....pooting in a shower....on national TV.


Even though I just ate at Taco Bell I might run back over and get some more just to be careful. I might need a really big one to release myself from the floor later tonight.rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:45 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
KrazieStill: Thanks for the laugh, damn you're funny.


You welcome! Thanks fer laughing!dancing
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:45 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
RillyNiceGuy: careful! eat tacos first if you have a slick floor and are naked.
Good lesson thanks.professor But the only place that is slick and wet and I am naked is in my bathtub. So this means everytime before I shower I better eat Tacos, oh no , I have been showering dangerously.frustrated rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:47 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
Big_John: Even though I just ate at Taco Bell I might run back over and get some more just to be careful. I might need a really big one to release myself from the floor later tonight.



Maybe you should get carpet too. You can't be too safe.

Hey! ask your agent if your insurance can be lowered from eating Taco Bell.professor
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:47 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
mylifewithu: Good lesson thanks. But the only place that is slick and wet and I am naked is in my bathtub. So this means everytime before I shower I better eat Tacos, oh no , I have been showering dangerously.


Either that or only bath or shower with someone. I'm available as a public service to save you life. rolling on the floor laughing
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Shirley49WV New Haven, West Virginia USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:48 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
Ducking because Rilly has bad gas tonight.rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:49 PM CST : My life was just saved by Taco Bell.
mylifewithu: Good lesson thanks. But the only place that is slick and wet and I am naked is in my bathtub. So this means everytime before I shower I better eat Tacos, oh no , I have been showering dangerously.


They worry about gun laws, but no one tells you to eat tacos before a shower.....what a country!doh
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