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SweetKim neosho, Missouri USA
So for real, who is the creator of cuss words? This has always baffled me!

In my opinion I don't think its the word you say it's how you say it! Well I usually cuss when i'm mad lol. So here's the question... If I get mad and say oh sh*t! That's drowned upon, but what about me getting mad and saying, oh crap or poop? If I say it the same way I would If I said oh sh*t would it be wrong?

Let's try another.... What about b*tch? So if I say, you b*tch! Ok that's bad.... What if I say, you hoe! You hooker, witch? Whatev

And the dirty word.... The f one! What if you say... F you! And you G rated... Screw you! Or how about sexual intercourse you!!!

So really the question was.. Who in the intercourse made up these crappy cuss words, that hoe bag she's bound for heck! Lol
pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
SweetKim: So for real, who is the creator of cuss words? This has always baffled me!

In my opinion I don't think its the word you say it's how you say it! Well I usually cuss when i'm mad lol. So here's the question... If I get mad and say oh sh*t! That's drowned upon, but what about me getting mad and saying, oh crap or poop? If I say it the same way I would If I said oh sh*t would it be wrong?

Let's try another.... What about b*tch? So if I say, you b*tch! Ok that's bad.... What if I say, you hoe! You hooker, witch? Whatev

And the dirty word.... The f one! What if you say... F you! And you G rated... Screw you! Or how about sexual intercourse you!!!

So really the question was.. Who in the intercourse made up these crappy cuss words, that hoe bag she's bound for heck! Lol
I do not know, but I am glad they exist.
TurkishDelight Dublin, Dublin Ireland
SweetKim: So for real, who is the creator of cuss words? This has always baffled me!

In my opinion I don't think its the word you say it's how you say it! Well I usually cuss when i'm mad lol. So here's the question... If I get mad and say oh sh*t! That's drowned upon, but what about me getting mad and saying, oh crap or poop? If I say it the same way I would If I said oh sh*t would it be wrong?

Let's try another.... What about b*tch? So if I say, you b*tch! Ok that's bad.... What if I say, you hoe! You hooker, witch? Whatev

And the dirty word.... The f one! What if you say... F you! And you G rated... Screw you! Or how about sexual intercourse you!!!

So really the question was.. Who in the intercourse made up these crappy cuss words, that hoe bag she's bound for heck! Lol

F= For
U= Unlawful
C= Carnal
K= Knowledge

Its originally a legal termlaugh from way back when .....grin
woody636 Elgin, Illinois USA
SweetKim: So for real, who is the creator of cuss words? This has always baffled me!

In my opinion I don't think its the word you say it's how you say it! Well I usually cuss when i'm mad lol. So here's the question... If I get mad and say oh sh*t! That's drowned upon, but what about me getting mad and saying, oh crap or poop? If I say it the same way I would If I said oh sh*t would it be wrong?

Let's try another.... What about b*tch? So if I say, you b*tch! Ok that's bad.... What if I say, you hoe! You hooker, witch? Whatev

And the dirty word.... The f one! What if you say... F you! And you G rated... Screw you! Or how about sexual intercourse you!!!

So really the question was.. Who in the intercourse made up these crappy cuss words, that hoe bag she's bound for heck! Lol


This is a no brainer! Everybody knows the answer..........Dillydally of course!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
DarkKnight2032 Salt Lake City, Utah USA
People that were pissed off at the censors. grin
Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Probably the first Cave-Craftsman,after he hit his Thumb with the Rock he was using as a Hammer.
I know,I've invented some pretty Profanity-Combinations after some Tool-Mishaps.rolling on the floor laughing
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
TurkishDelight: F= For
U= Unlawful
C= Carnal
K= Knowledge

Its originally a legal term from way back when .....


Fornicating Under Consent of the King!!professor

grin
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
DarkKnight2032: People that were pissed off at the censors.


No way!!!!!!!!!!!! Cussing was around long before "government" stepped in to assure we all did things in the proper way..frustrated frustrated
Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Conrad73: Probably the first Cave-Craftsman,after he hit his Thumb with the Rock he was using as a Hammer.
I know,I've invented some pretty Profanity-Combinations after some Tool-Mishaps.
Those are situations,when there is a definite need to wrap your Tongue around the Strongest Words your Brain has stored.
A necessity to regain some Sanity!professor laugh
TurkishDelight Dublin, Dublin Ireland
HJFinAZ: Fornicating Under Consent of the King!!
snooty OOOOOOOOOOOooooo Hark at you tongue
Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
HJFinAZ: Fornicating Under Consent of the King!!
So the King dood it then,when he said Shit,and everybody Squat and dropped their Britches and Whatevers!laugh wave



SweetKim neosho, Missouri USA
Well I don't normally cuss! Like I said when I get mad and then I feel bad afterwards but not sure what the difference is, if you say oh sh*t!! Or oh crap! They are both forms of poop! So why is one worse than the other?
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
TurkishDelight: OOOOOOOOOOOooooo Hark at you


tongue Hahahaha...........devil
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Conrad73: So the King dood it then,when he said Shit,and everybody Squat and dropped their Britches and Whatevers!


And someone asked, "how's the Queen"?? The King (not getting any the night before) said, "f*** the Queen"..

A thousand loyal subjects were crushed in a mad rush to the Queen's quarters..sigh
TurkishDelight Dublin, Dublin Ireland
SweetKim: Well I don't normally cuss! Like I said when I get mad and then I feel bad afterwards but not sure what the difference is, if you say oh sh*t!! Or oh crap! They are both forms of poop! So why is one worse than the other?


I rarely curse...onl;y if my blood is boiling do you ever hear melaugh And by god, do I sound like a sailor after a night on the rum when I dolaugh



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
I don't know who, exactly created the first cuss words, but I know that the Republican party was responsible for the need!!




Or was it God???? "Jesus Christ!! You're here!!"
jlw45 saratoga springs, Utah USA
sir Nicker Nofanny Cuss invented the cuss word...professor

its true, look it up..............rolling on the floor laughing
Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
"Fuck" is an incredibly old word....I saw it carved into prison doors dating back to the middle ages...laugh
jlw45 saratoga springs, Utah USA
Lagoona22: "Fuck" is an incredibly old word....I saw it carved into prison doors dating back to the middle ages...
wow you can't be that old..?......confused

rolling on the floor laughing



Tater springfield, Illinois USA
SweetKim: So for real, who is the creator of cuss words? This has always baffled me!

In my opinion I don't think its the word you say it's how you say it! Well I usually cuss when i'm mad lol. So here's the question... If I get mad and say oh sh*t! That's drowned upon, but what about me getting mad and saying, oh crap or poop? If I say it the same way I would If I said oh sh*t would it be wrong?

Let's try another.... What about b*tch? So if I say, you b*tch! Ok that's bad.... What if I say, you hoe! You hooker, witch? Whatev

And the dirty word.... The f one! What if you say... F you! And you G rated... Screw you! Or how about sexual intercourse you!!!

So really the question was.. Who in the intercourse made up these crappy cuss words, that hoe bag she's bound for heck! Lol


This is exactly my way of preceiving it......
It is how you mean by the word not the word itself...

be back in a little while to cont. this one... kinda funny story..cheers




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