The Blonde Motorist
THREAD AUTHOR
Diamond789
Fort Worth , Texas USA
Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:15 PM CST : The Blonde Motorist
WINTER BLONDE
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and
you
are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
again.She
jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
blonde
says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the
truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my
name
is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back
to the blonde He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he
says...
"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in Chicago and I'm
driving
The SALT TRUCK!"
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