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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:11 PM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
I watching a show about a man who had crashed his plane and was hurt bad. The animals were going to get him. then I fell alseep in my recliner. I was dreaming I was working on a copier. Then I was attack by some wild creature on my leg and foot. I awoke to find it was a killer remote control that had slipped out of my hand.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:56 PM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
RillyNiceGuy: I watching a show about a man who had crashed his plane and was hurt bad. The animals were going to get him. then I fell alseep in my recliner. I was dreaming I was working on a copier. Then I was attack by some wild creature on my leg and foot. I awoke to find it was a killer remote control that had slipped out of my hand.
See revenge of the remote controls cause men won't let women touch themtongue tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:57 PM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
Women can touch me....I kinda like it!rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:58 PM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
RillyNiceGuy: Women can touch me....I kinda like it!
Oooo will you dream about it too afterwardswink smitten laugh
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nurcnurc Longwood, Florida USA
Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:58 PM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
RillyNiceGuy: I watching a show about a man who had crashed his plane and was hurt bad. The animals were going to get him. then I fell alseep in my recliner. I was dreaming I was working on a copier. Then I was attack by some wild creature on my leg and foot. I awoke to find it was a killer remote control that had slipped out of my hand.


Be especially careful of those Universal ones that control TV, DVD/VCR, Sound system. They are incredibly dangerous. rolling on the floor laughing
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jvaski south lake tahoe, California USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:02 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
Are you sure it wasn't your dog humping your leg while you slept ? laugh
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:08 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
nurcnurc: Be especially careful of those Universal ones that control TV, DVD/VCR, Sound system. They are incredibly dangerous.


i know, some of them weigh a ton. rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:09 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
jvaski: Are you sure it wasn't your dog humping your leg while you slept ?



I don't have a dog....there is a squirell outside I have to keep an eye on. (little pervert squirell) rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:10 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
RillyNiceGuy: I don't have a dog....there is a squirell outside I have to keep an eye on. (little pervert squirell)
Don't have to worry about that squirrel now he is either frozen solid or frozen to the tree by now.laugh wink devil
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jvaski south lake tahoe, California USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:12 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
RillyNiceGuy: I don't have a dog....there is a squirell outside I have to keep an eye on. (little pervert squirell)


You'll know by the little claw marks up the inside of yer leg laugh
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:12 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
mylifewithu: Don't have to worry about that squirrel now he is either frozen solid or frozen to the tree by now.


I bet his little ....uh....feet are cold!grin
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:13 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
RillyNiceGuy: I bet his little ....uh....feet are cold!
make him a set of shoesprofessor lightbulb idea
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:14 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
uh oh uh oh uh oh


jvaski: You'll know by the little claw marks up the inside of yer leg




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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:15 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
mylifewithu: make him a set of shoes



He is a Southern squerill...you know he don't wear shoes.rolling on the floor laughing
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jlw45 duncanville, Texas USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:16 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
mylifewithu: make him a set of shoes
i'de make that poor little fela a little hot bath.....





























with carots potatoes and dumplinsprofessor
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:16 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
RillyNiceGuy: He is a Southern squerill...you know he don't wear shoes.
Oh Yeah I didn't think of thatwink laugh doh
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:18 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
jlw45: i'de make that poor little fela a little hot bath.....with carots potatoes and dumplins
I never got to eat squirrel.laugh
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jlw45 duncanville, Texas USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:19 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
mylifewithu: I never got to eat squirrel.
professor their a little nutty...........rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:21 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
mylifewithu: I never got to eat squirrel.



It taste just like dead squirrel...I never liked the head though.
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:21 AM CST : I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house!
jlw45: their a little nutty...........


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing PUNNY!
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