RillyNiceGuy: I watching a show about a man who had crashed his plane and was hurt bad. The animals were going to get him. then I fell alseep in my recliner. I was dreaming I was working on a copier. Then I was attack by some wild creature on my leg and foot. I awoke to find it was a killer remote control that had slipped out of my hand.
Are you sure it was a remote control in your hand...
...that ...slipped...?