Heard in Court

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p_seg Central, Xlokk Malta
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.



roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
OMG!!!! doh


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Especially the last one, I mean... duuhh!!! roll eyes



gypsykisses Port Huron, Michigan USA
laugh good one!!!cheers



laura225 Somewhere, New York USA


laugh


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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
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