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foreveryoung1 cartagena, Murcia Spain

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to Introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.......






Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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gooddogman Leesburg, Florida USA
I have to go to the TEE PEE to take a WEE WEE remember Johnny it is not a WIGWAM to beat your TOM TOM dancing laugh



buzzy biddeford, Maine USA
foreveryoung1: During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to Introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.......



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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
foreveryoung1: During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to Introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.......
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA


Oh My, After reading this, may I be excused, I need to use
the ladies room, very quickly wink
vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
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Good one FY.............laugh
DazzleYou Seattle, WA, Washington USA
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BullsEyeAnnie Oak Grove, Kentucky USA
OMG, I am still laughing!.....told a bunch of friends and STILL laughing....HAHAHAHAHA




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